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Marital Miscommunication...
A man and his wife are driving on the highway when a state policeman appeared in their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull over. The man pulls over, the officer approaches the car and the following scene ensues:
State cop: "License and registration please."
Man: "I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?"
State cop: "I clocked you on radar doing 75mph."
Man: "There must be some mistake, I was only going 65."
Wife: "Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!"
State cop: "I'm also citing you for having a tail light out."
Man: "But officer, I wasn't aware it was out."
Wife: "Oh Harold, you know it's been out for two months."
State Cop: "I'm also fining you for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "But officer, I just took it off as you were approaching my car."
Wife: "Oh Harold, you know you never wear your seat belt."
Man: "Will you just shut your mouth, Betty?!"
State Cop: "Ma'am, does he always talk to you this way?
Wife: "Only when he's drunk..."
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| October 23, 2006, 10:05 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Marital Miscommunication...
hahaha!!! 
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| October 29, 2006, 10:03 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Marital Miscommunication...
 Wonder just how far she had to walk 
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| November 2, 2006, 01:02 |
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