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BMW M3 Coupe
23-year-old metropolitan, Johnny Slick parks his brand-new BMW M3 Coupe in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he gets out, a truck comes along too close to the curb and completely tear's off the driver's side door. Johnny immediately grabs his mobile phone and dials 911. Five minutes later, a policeman pulls up.
Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, Johnny begins screaming and ranting hysterically. His car, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.
Johnny Slick finally winds down from his rant, the policeman shaking his head in disgust and disbelief:
"I can't believe how materialistic you city types are," he says. "You're so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" Johnny asks arrogantly.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you know that your right arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you!"
"Dang it! " Johnny screams...
"Where's my Rolex?!?"
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| October 23, 2006, 10:00 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: BMW M3 Coupe
hahaha 
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| October 24, 2006, 12:27 |
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Re: BMW M3 Coupe
LMAO...!!!!
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| October 24, 2006, 19:56 |
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absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
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| October 25, 2006, 04:11 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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| October 25, 2006, 11:05 |
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