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This is so stupid it must be true!!
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN?
AN ABSOLUTELY TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION
REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.
A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator SUV for $42,500.00 (with
monthly payments of $560.00). He and a friend go duck hunting in mid-winter; and of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys drive onto a frozen lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the New NAVIGATOR.
They decide they want to make a natural looking water area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce.
So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two "Rocket Scientists", afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse ( and becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of action:
They light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.
Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the
NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG...?
Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING. Especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.
The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming.
One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun
and shoots at the dog. ! The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on.
Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes
really confused and of course terrified and thinks these two
geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover. Yep, you guessed it; under the brand new Navigator!!
The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dogs rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master.
Then"""""""""&q uot;BOOOOOOOOOOOOM""""""" """!!!!
The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with...... "I can't believe this just happened" looks on their faces. The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy.
He had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments. ..The dog is okay... Newspaper item from Wisconsin...
AND THEY MAKE FUN OF HILLBILLIES?!! 
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| October 19, 2006, 10:04 |
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Re: This is so stupid it must be true!!
Ha! City folk!!! I love to laugh at city folk!!!! I laugh my ass off when they take a drive in the country and tell me in their excited awe of seeing nature "Wow, there's a flock of wild turkeys in your front yard!!!!!
I just laugh and laugh, laughing so hard it makes it difficult to give them my reply of "Those are Guineas, you idiots!! Now go home!!!"
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| October 19, 2006, 11:31 |
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| October 19, 2006, 11:36 |
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Re: This is so stupid it must be true!!
....and they're always good for an eyeroll/giggle combo when they ask what's wrong with my chickens cuz they are crowing in the middle of the day??
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| October 19, 2006, 12:00 |
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Re: This is so stupid it must be true!!
City folk, They suck when they are around the city, but a great laugh in the country side. 
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