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DicksterCP
45 / male
Summitville, Indiana, US
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My favorite joke
University scientists have released the results of a recent analysis that reveals the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. It turns out that the "hops" in beer contain certain phyto-estrogens, and scientists believe that be drinking enough beer, men may turn into women. In the study, 100 male volunteers were asked to drink 8 pints of beer in one hour. The results were observed and recorded. At the end of one hour, every single subject had developed female characteristics and the test was terminated. The data is provided below:
After one hour, 100% of the test subjects:
1. gained weight.
2. talked excessively without making sense.
3. became overly emotional.
4. couldn't drive.
5. failed to think rationally.
6. argued over nothing.
7. had to sit down while urinating.
8. refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
After these eight symptoms, no further testing was necessary.
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| October 17, 2006, 22:16 |
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Re: My favorite joke
ROFLMAO... But being a beer drinker, this scares me... LOL...!!!!  
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| October 18, 2006, 05:45 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: My favorite joke
hmmmm, that DO sound familiar, hiccup
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| October 18, 2006, 08:14 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: My favorite joke
You people are sooooo funny....
of course I have had a couple of beers!
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| October 23, 2006, 01:14 |
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