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Take Out a #2 Pencil...
An airhead reports for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a quarter and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet:
Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails.
Within a half hour she is all done, while the rest of the class is still sweating it out. Rather than hand in her test and leave, she decides to sit patiently until the time is completely up.
Suddenly, during the last few minutes of the exam, she desperately reaches into her purse and starts tossing the coin again, sweating and muttering under breath.
The moderator, slightly alarmed at her frantic and hurried manner, approaches her and asks, "Ma'am are you okay? What's going on?" to which the airhead replied:
"I finished the exam in the first half hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers."
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October 17, 2006, 09:17 |
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Re: Take Out a #2 Pencil...
now that's funny
leeuh
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October 17, 2006, 10:39 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Take Out a #2 Pencil...
Sounds a blonde
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October 23, 2006, 02:39 |
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Re: Take Out a #2 Pencil...
Bet she used up the eraser part...!!!!
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October 23, 2006, 04:52 |
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