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What men should say when caught looking at another woman.
yeah, I found another list on the net...
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What men should say when caught looking at another woman.
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**I can't believe that outfit she is wearing. (Said disdainfully)
**Look at that guy... over there... behind the woman.
**I think that's a man dressed as a woman. (Incredulous)
**Isn't that the actress from the movie Delicatessen? (Chances are she hasn't seen that movie- and neither have you, but you will get brownie points naming a foreign film, and it will be just obtuse enough to distract her.
**I think that's the girl I knew from high school who eventually joined a convent (or was committed to an asylum) and turned out to be a real nut case.
**Help me, I got something in my eye... can't see a thing!
**Hey that's the loser I dumped in order to go out with you. Boy am I glad I ever got away from her. What a moron.
**I know you're probably thinking I was staring at a beautiful woman , but to me she is like one of those fancy bakery cakes that looks good, but then you have a bite and it is so sweet that it makes you sick. She makes me sick. (It helps if you convulse a little at the end here.. maybe it will camouflage your drool).
**I was just thinking how I felt sorry for her - since she can never hold a candle to you (this one might only get you punched, but its worth a try).
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| August 15, 2004, 05:03 |
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Re: What men should say when caught looking at another woman.
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 15, 2004, 05:03)yeah, I found another list on the net...
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What men should say when caught looking at another woman.
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**I can't believe that outfit she is wearing. (Said disdainfully)
**Look at that guy... over there... behind the woman.
**I think that's a man dressed as a woman. (Incredulous)
**Isn't that the actress from the movie Delicatessen? (Chances are she hasn't seen that movie- and neither have you, but you will get brownie points naming a foreign film, and it will be just obtuse enough to distract her.
**I think that's the girl I knew from high school who eventually joined a convent (or was committed to an asylum) and turned out to be a real nut case.
**Help me, I got something in my eye... can't see a thing!
**Hey that's the loser I dumped in order to go out with you. Boy am I glad I ever got away from her. What a moron.
**I know you're probably thinking I was staring at a beautiful woman , but to me she is like one of those fancy bakery cakes that looks good, but then you have a bite and it is so sweet that it makes you sick. She makes me sick. (It helps if you convulse a little at the end here.. maybe it will camouflage your drool).
**I was just thinking how I felt sorry for her - since she can never hold a candle to you (this one might only get you punched, but its worth a try).
We may have already ordered, butt it's still nice to see what the other guys are eating 
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| August 15, 2004, 10:54 |
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Re: What men should say when caught looking at another woman.
"Just look at her, will ya... she is trying so hard to look as good as you do naturally"
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| August 15, 2004, 15:35 |
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Re: What men should say when caught looking at another woman.
OH, you guys are good ! I wouldn't buy it, but very good nonetheless!!
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| August 15, 2004, 15:46 |
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Tease
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small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: What men should say when caught looking at another woman.
Admit you were looking....Then we can discuss if she has a nice rack or ass...hehe 
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| August 15, 2004, 16:38 |
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Re: What men should say when caught looking at another woman.
thought this one was a good one to bring back 
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| March 29, 2006, 22:05 |
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HAPPILYHORNY
54 / couple
ALTOONA, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: What men should say when caught looking at another woman.
i dont mind him looking, i usually point them out. i might get upset though if he (accidentally of course) touches one.
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| March 29, 2006, 22:08 |
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doneff
41 / male
Sayreville, New Jersey, US
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Re: What men should say when caught looking at another woman.
If the girl next to me is as dumb as police officer(no offence if any around) those might work, otherwise tell the truth and hope for the best 
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| March 29, 2006, 22:16 |
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Re: What men should say when caught looking at another woman.
I'm with Happilyhorny - I point them out to him and then we discuss 'um
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| March 30, 2006, 02:47 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Re: What men should say when caught looking at another woman.
QUOTE (CKTC @ March 30, 2006, 02:47)I'm with Happilyhorny - I point them out to him and then we discuss 'um
us, too!
 
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| March 30, 2006, 07:28 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: What men should say when caught looking at another woman.
QUOTE (HAPPILYHORNY @ March 29, 2006, 22:08)i dont mind him looking, i usually point them out. i might get upset though if he (accidentally of course) touches one.
I also point out. I would really worry if he stopped looking.
Ma
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| March 30, 2006, 12:00 |
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1TwstdTrukr
66 / male
Okmulgee, Oklahoma, US
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Re: What men should say when caught looking at another woman.
"Hey!!!Us getting married may mean I've lost my mind...but it Dosen't mean I've gone blind!!!"  
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| May 3, 2006, 19:01 |
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rearender
72 / male
Phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: What men should say when caught looking at another woman.
Caught at the Beach
Oh hell no Honey I don't like that! I like the way your big fat ass drags through the sand Makes it easy to find you when the beach is crowded
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