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Baby, it's cold outside!!
I happened to venture outside at 4:30am this morning, in nothing but my robe and slippers. When I re-entered the house and opened my robe, I said to my wife, "this f""kin' New England weather is really taking a toll on my body in general and my hanging vine in particular"! She laughed when she saw the evidence. We both agreed that I should not go out in the cold partially naked. I think I have developed what I call "terminal shrinkage"!! There is no known cure.
It's been 3 hours since the incident and I'm still waiting for the effects of this very cold morning to reverse itself. I think I should contact the local milk company and inquire on the possibility of placing a picture of my "shrunken vine" on a milk carton with the caption, "have you seen this missing beloved family member"?
I think I might also try to start a grass roots campaign to find a cure for "TS"? All donations will be tax deductible.
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| October 13, 2006, 07:41 |
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Re: Baby, it's cold outside!!
So your turtle is all backed up in his shell??
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| October 13, 2006, 07:45 |
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Re: Baby, it's cold outside!!
i HAVE to ask it.. if your turtle is backed up, can your nipples at least cut glass?? 
leeuh
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| October 13, 2006, 09:05 |
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funlovingpair
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Re: Baby, it's cold outside!!
The same here in the upper mid west. We even had snow yesterday, atleast its not the 8-12" their getting in northern Wisc or the UP of Michigan. It would nice if the temp would get up to 50's, and yea my turtle has done AWOL. Leeuh, my nips have never been able to cut anything, in fact you'll have to search good and hard to find them... 
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| October 13, 2006, 12:59 |
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Re: Re: Baby, it's cold outside!!
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ October 13, 2006, 12:59)
lol anytime i get the slightest bit cold my nips come out to say hi  and rhyun always says i can cut glass with em.. or at least put aomeone's eye out 
leeuh
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| October 13, 2006, 13:48 |
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Re: Re: Re: Baby, it's cold outside!!
QUOTE (rhyunleeuh @ October 13, 2006, 13:48) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ October 13, 2006, 12:59)
lol anytime i get the slightest bit cold my nips come out to say hi and rhyun always says i can cut glass with em.. or at least put aomeone's eye out
leeuh
My "weapon of mass humiliation" will not be putting anybodys eye out. What, with this cold weather and the effect that it has on it, it'll just go into hibernation for about six months. Nitey-night......
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| October 13, 2006, 14:10 |
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Re: Baby, it's cold outside!!
Thank God I moved to Texas and don't have to expierince that shrinkage stuff this winter... It was so bad back in Ohio one year that every time I had to piss, I had to sit on the toilet...!!! LMAO...!!!!  My ex started calling me Roberta...!!!!
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| October 13, 2006, 19:02 |
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Re: Re: Baby, it's cold outside!!
QUOTE (rchamberlain @ October 13, 2006, 19:02)
think i'm gonna follow your lead.. just not quite that far south. 
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| October 13, 2006, 19:40 |
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Re: Baby, it's cold outside!!
Hey BCB... I heard that on the other side of the equator .. things are measured differently...!!!! Plus it's warm ALL the time...!!!! 
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| October 13, 2006, 22:06 |
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Re: Baby, it's cold outside!!
bronze goddess', tropical breezes, cool drinks, a 15.24 penis, yup sounds inviting alright.... except my aim still isnt that far south. i'll settle for half breed bronze demi goddess', tornados, luke warm drinks with ice, and a 6 penis.. with the option of freezing it off.
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| October 13, 2006, 22:34 |
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Tungmeister
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Re: Re: Baby, it's cold outside!!
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ October 13, 2006, 12:59)
My brother called this AM from the Marquette area in the UP of MI - said they had that 12" as well. They're about 15 miles from Lake Superior. First time ever he's been able to take his snow mobile out this early!
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| October 13, 2006, 23:21 |
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Re: Re: Baby, it's cold outside!!
QUOTE (rchamberlain @ October 13, 2006, 19:02)
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