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Crazy things
Thanks, Jamie, for making me think of this. This topic may have already been covered... if so, I'm sorry.. if not, spill it!!
What are some of the craziest things you've done while you were drunk, stoned, anebriated, soused, zonkered, etc... Or maybe you've never drank or took drugs in your life and are just plain CRAZY!
I will admit, many years ago I did drugs. NEVER AGAIN! Anyhow.... I ate some shrooms once and almost stepped into a mosh pit. I probably wouldn't be here today if I had
My best friend and I were stoned once and layed in a cow pasture, waited for the cows to approach us, then laughed our asses off watching them stick their tongues up their noses I'm suprised we didn't get trampled on!
Set a farmer's field on fire while me and some friends were stoned, too. Ran home yelling to my brother and his friend to call the fire department... They saw the smoke and all they could say was, "we don't wanna play choo choo!" I could've kicked their ass!
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ October 12, 2006, 15:01)Thanks, Jamie, for making me think of this. This topic may have already been covered... if so, I'm sorry.. if not, spill it!!
What are some of the craziest things you've done while you were drunk, stoned, anebriated, soused, zonkered, etc... Or maybe you've never drank or took drugs in your life and are just plain CRAZY!
I will admit, many years ago I did drugs. NEVER AGAIN! Anyhow.... I ate some shrooms once and almost stepped into a mosh pit. I probably wouldn't be here today if I had
My best friend and I were stoned once and layed in a cow pasture, waited for the cows to approach us, then laughed our asses off watching them stick their tongues up their noses I'm suprised we didn't get trampled on!
Set a farmer's field on fire while me and some friends were stoned, too. Ran home yelling to my brother and his friend to call the fire department... They saw the smoke and all they could say was, "we don't wanna play choo choo!" I could've kicked their ass!
Next!
well you already know what i did due to alcohol consumption ,and im still blaming the alcohol
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October 12, 2006, 15:08 |
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years ago i did some drugs, and and me and about 10 other people decided it was in our best interest to go to wal-mart at 1:30 am and hide in the free standing clothes racks. why? to scare people of course. and scare people we did. luckily for us a friend of mine was the night manager at that time, and there wasn't too many people in there at 1:30am.... we were sent home, and told we couldn't come back until we were normal.
leeuh
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October 12, 2006, 15:26 |
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QUOTE (rhyunleeuh @ October 12, 2006, 15:26)
Soooooooooooo... ummmm... When will that be?
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October 12, 2006, 15:28 |
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If I tell ya....I'd have to kill ya
M Lev...
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October 12, 2006, 17:07 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ October 12, 2006, 15:28)
i STILL haven't gona back to that particualr wal mart. lol
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October 12, 2006, 17:32 |
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My best friend and I were so drunk that we flipped a coin to see who would have to drive the other home. He lost, so we got into his jeep and he backed it into the Atlantic Ocean. Of course, we were about a hundred feet from the end of the pier. I sobered up quick that night...
Another night I decided to go for a swim and tried to do a belly flop off a bridge. It was only 10 feet high, but it was dark out at the time. I dove off and landed face first in the sand below. The tide had gone out...way out...
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October 12, 2006, 18:00 |
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OMG...I forgot about this one. My best friend and I used to be in a band. We were at this keg party and he was drinking pretty heavily. In the middle of one of our sets, he passed out, and fell forward making a terrible racket upon hitting the ground. The whole room went deathly silent. Then the speaker to his amp started making this noise..."Plink, Plink, Plink Plink,..." He was still playing and laying face down on the floor... I never laughed so hard in my life...
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October 12, 2006, 18:10 |
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Years ago they had an ad on TV for the VW Beetle. In the ad they showed the "Bug" crossing water like an amphibibious vehicle or something. When we were in high school a buddy and I were at a party at a quarry and for some reason had to see if his old '63 Bug would do the same thing. Of course it didn't and it sank in about 30 ft. of water and we barely made it back to shore as drunk and high as we were. The car's probably still down there.
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October 12, 2006, 18:13 |
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Re: Crazy things
again i'm not telling... BUT do have a question. why do really drunk girls seem to have a higher rate of pissing their pants than do equally drunk guys?
never mind the "oops forgot to lift the lid"
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October 12, 2006, 18:36 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ October 12, 2006, 18:36)again i'm not telling... BUT do have a question. why do really drunk girls seem to have a higher rate of pissing their pants than do equally drunk guys?
never mind the "oops forgot to lift the lid"
Well, they can't just unzip & "flip it out" I guess, although I did know a girl once who could aim the stream through some manipulation with her fingers. She was the only lady I knew who could (with a lot of hip action) write her name in the snow.
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October 12, 2006, 18:49 |
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YEARS AGO... I was passed out .. and this girl painted a smiley face on the tip of my d**k , with nail polsh.... I think that is where the SMILEY FACE THING started....!!!!LMAO....!!!!
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October 12, 2006, 20:50 |
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Re: Crazy things
I must be the only sane one here to really give stories on such a topic?
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NRG4U
63 / male Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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QUOTE (Tungmeister @ October 12, 2006, 18:49) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ October 12, 2006, 18:36)again i'm not telling... BUT do have a question. why do really drunk girls seem to have a higher rate of pissing their pants than do equally drunk guys?
never mind the "oops forgot to lift the lid"
Well, they can't just unzip & "flip it out" I guess, although I did know a girl once who could aim the stream through some manipulation with her fingers. She was the only lady I knew who could (with a lot of hip action) write her name in the snow. I have a cousin that can write her name in snow. I didn't believe her till she proved it. I've smoked a little pot but thats about it, Since the district judge thought I should join my favorite military service when I was 17, never had much of a chance
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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QUOTE (rchamberlain @ October 12, 2006, 20:50)
I knew it!, I knew it!, I knew it didn't start with Forest Gump wiping mud off his face!...
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October 14, 2006, 12:49 |
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QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ October 12, 2006, 18:10)
that is hilarious gg!
well, me and two friends were going to see the star trek movie at the local mall - they brought some acid - my first time. started coming on to it at the "hot dog on a stick" place. then we felt like royalty as the whole mall seemed abandoned and it felt like our castle. turns out we were locked in. finally made it out to the cinema area, but we were caged in and felt like animals in a zoo. really weird night.
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October 14, 2006, 13:00 |
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QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ October 14, 2006, 12:49)
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