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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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In my next life.
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd
like to come back as a bear. When you're a
bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing
but sleep for six months. I could deal with
that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat
yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your
children (who are the size of walnut's) while
you're sleeping and wake to partially grown
cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with
that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you
mean business. You swat anyone who
bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of
line, you swat them too. I could deal with
that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to
wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will
will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!!!!
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| October 11, 2006, 15:16 |
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Re: In my next life.
where do i sign up at??? 
leeuh
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| October 11, 2006, 15:37 |
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Re: In my next life.
I'm gonna be a bear too..a male bear.. and keep you up all winter making baby bears... !!!! LMAO...!!!!!   
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| October 24, 2006, 21:33 |
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