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Here.... Have Some Chocolate....
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! .........."duh...they had to write an e-mail to tell guys this stuff??"
What's for dinner?
SAFE: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
Are you wearing that?
SAFE: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate
What are you so worked up about?
SAFE: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
Here, have some chocolate.
Should you be eating that?
SAFE: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
What did you DO all day?
SAFE: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pussy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
And my favorite one.
13. Potential Murder Suspect
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| October 10, 2006, 09:01 |
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Re: Here.... Have Some Chocolate....
Chocolate & #1 
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| October 10, 2006, 11:40 |
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Re: Here.... Have Some Chocolate....
so true!!
leeuh 
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| October 10, 2006, 11:44 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Here.... Have Some Chocolate....
sounds EXACTLY like my second wife,hehe just before she divorced me 
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| October 13, 2006, 11:20 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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