Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me?

Ok, is it from one of the Rocky movies

Thats a good one, Animal House.... OK lets try this..."Wax on, Wax Off":

OK try this.... " So what do ya say champ, wanna shot at the title"

Easy peezy;
character no.1 "Im gunna beat u chump"
characte no.2 "Go for it"

"...I ain't gonna hit ya, the Hell I'm not!"

Which movie is this from? Awesome Movie!!

"Foul deeds will rise, though all the world o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes."

  QUOTE (ticaD @ October 20, 2006, 20:36)



was it "House of Wax"

  QUOTE (slowpoke2 @ October 20, 2006, 21:52)


Bingo!! You win the prize!!

"You're nothing but a scurvy little spider..."

  QUOTE (Tungmeister @ October 21, 2006, 16:16)



did James Stewart say this line ???

  QUOTE (slowpoke2 @ October 21, 2006, 16:48)


yes slow, another hint, he said this to Mr. Potter who was trying to convince George Bailey to sell the Bailey Building & Loan Co.

  QUOTE (ticaD @ October 21, 2006, 00:11)



whats my prize

  QUOTE (Tungmeister @ October 21, 2006, 16:51)



the wonderfull life or something like that

  QUOTE (slowpoke2 @ October 21, 2006, 00:29)


Depends what kind of prize you are looking for.

  QUOTE (slowpoke2 @ October 21, 2006, 16:57)


Yes! btw- do you get Craig Ferguson's show over there? He's from Scotland and has a late night talk show on CBS here out of Los Angeles. He used to play Drew Carey's boss on the Drew Carey show and he's funny as hell and as far as I'm concerned, has Jay Leno, Letterman and Conan O'Brien beat hands down.

  QUOTE (Tungmeister @ October 21, 2006, 17:06)



Glad to hear Craig Ferguson, is doing so well over the states. I remember him when he was little heavier than he is now and was doing stand up, over here is Scotland. Always good to see a local lad come good. His a very funny man

here is a one some of the older one might get

auntie Mary had a canary up the leg of her draws
but when she farted, it departed down the leg of her draws

this one will probably give itself away.. but here it is

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. "

-leeuh

This might be a bit easy for you all, but let's see.

"Do I amuse you?"

  QUOTE (slowpoke2 @ October 21, 2006, 05:44)

Hee Hee, slowpoke I'm singing it now But is that not the song ? Has it been in a movie?

This might be a bit easy for you all, but let's see.

"Do I amuse you?"

  QUOTE (vambo @ October 21, 2006, 17:55)


Goodfellas

"as you wish."

leeuh

  QUOTE (rhyunleeuh @ October 24, 2006, 10:53)


Princess Bride??