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Tungmeister
70 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Shakespeare
A father took his young son to a rodeo. He was enjoying spending time with his son until the kid blurted out "Dad! Look at that bowlegged mother-f**king son-of-a-bitch!", referring to one of the riders. His father had never heard his son use such language and grabbed him by the hair and dragged him out of the rodeo, threw him into the car and yelled at him all the way home how he was going to teach him a lesson! He was going to be an intelligent, educated man when he grew up, how people that spoke like that did so because they were lacking literary and speech skills. He ordered the kid to his bedroom, told him to "stay put" and went to the library. When he came home he had all the works of Shakespeare and brought them to his son's room. " Young man , you are going to spend your whole summer vacation grounded in your room studying these works of Shakespeare until you can learn how to speak properly!" Well the kid did spend all summer doing as he was told. Just before school started, the last rodeo of the season was taking place. His father saw great improvement in his son's speech and even his manners. As a reward he would take him to the rodeo again. When they saw the same, very bowlegged cowboy again, the father held his breath waiting to see if his son would make another outburst. But in a normal voice this time, the boy turned to his father and said "Pray tell Father, what manner of men are these that walk with their testicles in parenthesis?"
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| October 5, 2006, 14:43 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Shakespeare
 his son turned gay .
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| October 5, 2006, 22:56 |
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Tungmeister
70 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Re: Shakespeare
QUOTE (lizonya @ October 5, 2006, 22:56)
that DOES sound really gay doesn't it!?
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| October 5, 2006, 22:58 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Shakespeare
rather...
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| October 5, 2006, 23:00 |
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Tungmeister
70 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Re: Shakespeare
QUOTE (lizonya @ October 5, 2006, 23:00)rather...
DAMN Shakespeare!
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| October 5, 2006, 23:11 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Shakespeare
shakespeare was openly gay , as many men were in those days.
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| October 5, 2006, 23:19 |
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Tungmeister
70 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Re: Shakespeare
QUOTE (lizonya @ October 5, 2006, 23:19)shakespeare was openly gay , as many men were in those days.
DAMN "openly gay " Shakespeare!!! but what do do expect from the Brits??? Hmmmmmmmm? (I'm sure this will get some feedback)
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| October 5, 2006, 23:23 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Shakespeare
QUOTE (lizonya @ October 5, 2006, 23:19)shakespeare was openly gay , as many men were in those days.
wait... he was?? I never knew that!
  
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| October 6, 2006, 06:24 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Shakespeare
QUOTE (pepper @ October 6, 2006, 06:24) QUOTE (lizonya @ October 5, 2006, 23:19)shakespeare was openly gay , as many men were in those days.
wait... he was?? I never knew that!
That makes two of us????? 
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| October 9, 2006, 10:52 |
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