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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Thuh Skinny Dippers & Thuh Old man
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Some old men can still think fast.
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| October 2, 2006, 17:01 |
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Tungmeister
70 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Thuh Skinny Dippers & Thuh Old man
 
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| October 2, 2006, 17:22 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Thuh Skinny Dippers & Thuh Old man
 
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| October 2, 2006, 20:08 |
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Re: Thuh Skinny Dippers & Thuh Old man
hee hee hee hee hee
-leeuh
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| October 10, 2006, 11:28 |
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RebelRoka67
57 / male
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales, Australia
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Re: Thuh Skinny Dippers & Thuh Old man
aaaahahaha
GOLD
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| October 10, 2006, 19:26 |
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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Re: Thuh Skinny Dippers & Thuh Old man
more than 1 way to skin a cat.... 
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| October 11, 2006, 00:44 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Thuh Skinny Dippers & Thuh Old man
Maybe next they should invite the old man, we like that kinda stuff also... 
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| October 11, 2006, 12:44 |
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