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What are: some of the most funniest and embarrassing moments in the bedroom
Anyone have any? Whether they be verbal, physical or visual, and all you can do is laugh, or want to laugh, but you don't dare, or you start to giggle and laugh, and can't proceed?
One of my occurrences was in between re cooping for a few, I went to pick up something off the floor, but instead of me going in front of the foot board of the bed to pick it up, I cornered myself on the side of the bed, slipped and broke a rib. Don't even ask how I did it, but I did. When I reflect back, it was like looking at a " I Love Lucy" show, i laughed so hard even though there was some pain. Leave it to me to get into these awkward positions.
Here are some verbals:
"What did you eat today"? (with he/she's nostril's and eyes burning from a fart)
"My oh my, your floodgates are wide open baby"!!
"Is it in yet"?.
"Ooooooh"!! (thinking he/she is tickling your back, you jump up from the position you're in, only to find a spider on it).
"What?!?! What do you mean you're done?!?!"..
"What is that sound, a bird"?. (queefing and that is not coming from her mouth either).
"Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige".
"Honey, are you awake?" (to a snoring wife in mid stroke).
"Hmmmmmmm"!! he said. (while he is waking up), and she is in her dreams physically sucking you away, and she doesn't realize it.
"Yumm"!! (while she is swallowing, and has a sourpuss face, thinking to herself, what did he eat or drink today?).
"What do you plan to do with THAT"?!?!
"Whoaaa, what's that"? she said, (being woken up to something vibrating and a buzzing sound between her legs).
"Think you can trim that up some?...I cant find it".
"Would you like the front door or the back door"?
"Oh Chris"!!! (while in the middle of it he/she calls out someone else's name).
"Hmmmmm, you're sooo good baby"!! (while he/she is sleeping and expressing someone else's name in their sleep and you hear the whole conversation going on).
      
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| October 2, 2006, 09:52 |
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Re: What are: some of the most funniest and embarrassing moments in the bedroom
I have said other womens' names in my sleep and my wife has woken me up to ask me for explanations. It is not easy to think up an answer when still half asleep.
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| October 2, 2006, 11:20 |
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Re: What are: some of the most funniest and embarrassing moments in the bedroom
okay i have one...
we were right in the middle of me having a mind blowing orgasm..  when all of a sudden i had a cramp in my leg...  not wanting to spoil the mood (or what was yet to uh cum) i stretched my leg out to the side.. BAD IDEA!!! something about my leg being stretched out in just the right way, combined with the powerful thrusting... well... i ended up falling off the bed and landing on the floor. okay.. it was more like FLYING off the bed.. but you get the picture.. 
okay.. i do believe that is my embarrassing moment of the day..
-leeuh 
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| October 2, 2006, 12:24 |
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lizonya
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lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: What are: some of the most funniest and embarrassing moments in the bedroom
yeah, i can relate with the leg cramp thing. i can't really think of anything else too embarrassing except for the occassional and always dreaded pussy farts.
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| October 2, 2006, 14:45 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: What are: some of the most funniest and embarrassing moments in the bedroom
The most embarrassing moment... My ex-girlfriend's daughter (5 yrs old) spied on us having sex. The next morning my ex got up and was in the bathroom when she heard a noise. The little one one was up. She came out of the bathroom to find me laying on the bed face up and the 5 yr old, completely naked, mounted on top of me exclaiming that she wanted me to make her feel as good as mommy does!... Is that embarrassing enough?... 
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| October 2, 2006, 18:58 |
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Re: What are: some of the most funniest and embarrassing moments in the bedroom
towards the end of things i was breathing hard and as i leaned in for a kiss.. closing my mouth to wet my lips a little making me breath through my nose for a secong.. I blew a snot bubble on her cheek.
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| October 2, 2006, 19:09 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: What are: some of the most funniest and embarrassing moments in the bedroom
ewwwwa!
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| October 2, 2006, 19:12 |
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Re: Re: What are: some of the most funniest and embarrassing moments in the bedroom
QUOTE (lizonya @ October 2, 2006, 19:12)ewwwwa!
shush.. you're next.
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| October 2, 2006, 21:06 |
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Re: Re: What are: some of the most funniest and embarrassing moments in the bedroom
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ October 2, 2006, 19:09)towards the end of things i was breathing hard and as i leaned in for a kiss.. closing my mouth to wet my lips a little making me breath through my nose for a secong.. I blew a snot bubble on her cheek.
more like on my lip, but beneath my nose.
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| October 2, 2006, 22:01 |
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Re: Re: Re: What are: some of the most funniest and embarrassing moments in the bedroom
QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ October 2, 2006, 22:01) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ October 2, 2006, 19:09)towards the end of things i was breathing hard and as i leaned in for a kiss.. closing my mouth to wet my lips a little making me breath through my nose for a secong.. I blew a snot bubble on her cheek.
more like on my lip, but beneath my nose.
didnt pay THAT much attention to the details other than where the kleenex was hidden.
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| October 3, 2006, 18:38 |
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pepper
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daytona, Florida, US
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Re: What are: some of the most funniest and embarrassing moments in the bedroom
lmao
can't think of any at the moment...will have ask the other half 'bout that one!
  
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| October 4, 2006, 05:57 |
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Re: What are: some of the most funniest and embarrassing moments in the bedroom
Some of you already know about mine. The rest of you, if you really wanted to know, have fun going through the old threads. 
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| October 5, 2006, 06:52 |
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