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Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.
6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch/Shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.
And the # 1 thing a woman would do is:
1. Repeat # 9. 
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| October 1, 2006, 05:22 |
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RebelRoka67
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Wagga Wagga, New South Wales, Australia
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Re: Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis
PMSL
I c u supply the humour to this site tica 
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| October 1, 2006, 07:03 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis
LMAO...
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| October 1, 2006, 11:11 |
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Re: Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis
Probably screw her Husband, boyfriend out of everything they got....!!! Wait a minute.. they don't need a penis for that... !!!! 
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| October 1, 2006, 18:09 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis
lmfao!!! don't you wish for just one day???
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| October 1, 2006, 19:04 |
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Re: Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis
Speaking of penis....How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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| October 2, 2006, 03:43 |
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lizonya
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| October 2, 2006, 14:55 |
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Re: Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis
In my next life, I want to definitely want to be a man!!   
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| October 2, 2006, 15:15 |
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Re: Re: Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis
QUOTE (ticaD @ October 2, 2006, 15:15)
No ya don't!! You'd have to wear a freakin' tie to weddings. You'd also have to get an erection on a moments notice, even when you are not "properly motivated" and maintain that status until she's done. If you can't get that instant erection, you are forced to ingest a blue pill to get that erection.
Way too much pressure. You don't want that.
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| October 3, 2006, 13:32 |
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baudy305
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Westburbia, Illinois, US
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Re: Re: Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis
QUOTE (ticaD @ October 2, 2006, 15:15)
Now THAT's funny!
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| October 4, 2006, 17:46 |
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Re: Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis
QUOTE (ticaD @ October 1, 2006, 05:22)10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.
6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch/Shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.
And the # 1 thing a woman would do is:
1. Repeat # 9.
if you woke up with a penis tica the guys might try to leave u alone, pls repeat #9 as needed as i always said HEAD TIL I'M DEAD what a way to die happy
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| November 19, 2006, 10:51 |
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| November 20, 2006, 22:50 |
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Re: Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis
Now just fuck me . I am being devious now,
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| November 20, 2006, 23:00 |
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Re: Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis
OK!!!!!
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| November 20, 2006, 23:03 |
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Oh My!!!
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| November 20, 2006, 23:04 |
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Re: Re: Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ November 20, 2006, 23:03)OK!!!!!
Guess I should stay on topic and say " Jump Tica!!"
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| November 20, 2006, 23:06 |
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Re: Re: Re: Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ November 20, 2006, 23:06) QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ November 20, 2006, 23:03)OK!!!!!
Guess I should stay on topic and say " Jump Tica!!"
 eh? ROFLMFAO oppps Y
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| November 20, 2006, 23:11 |
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