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Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up in the morning with a Vagina:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do a split.
7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes
5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.
3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.
2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler.
And the # 1 thing a man would do is:
1. Finally find that damn G-spot. 
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| October 1, 2006, 05:19 |
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RebelRoka67
57 / male
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales, Australia
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Re: Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up in the morning with a Vagina:
soooo true tica 
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| October 1, 2006, 07:08 |
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Tungmeister
70 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up in the morning with a Vagina:
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| October 1, 2006, 09:20 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up in the morning with a Vagina:
LMAO....
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| October 1, 2006, 11:12 |
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Re: Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up in the morning with a Vagina:
I'd sell a little , a buy a new HARLEY...!!!! 
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| October 1, 2006, 18:05 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up in the morning with a Vagina:
ahahahahah!!!! too funny ~
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| October 1, 2006, 19:10 |
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