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baudy305
67 / male
Westburbia, Illinois, US
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It's all in the approach...
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....and she's always sound asleep."
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| September 30, 2006, 10:38 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: It's all in the approach...
Now that sound familiar...  
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| September 30, 2006, 10:52 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: It's all in the approach...
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| October 2, 2006, 14:58 |
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