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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Know a Naughty Limerick you can share?
There once was a man from Kent,
Whose dick was big that it bent,
He could get it in double
Without any trouble,
But instead of cumming he went!
There once was a girl named Sue,
Who filled up her pussy with glue,
Said she with a grin
"If they'll pay to get in,
Then they'll pay to get out again too!"
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| September 30, 2006, 08:58 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Know a Naughty Limerick you can share?
i did post three a while back
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| September 30, 2006, 22:34 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Know a Naughty Limerick you can share?
THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY FROM SPAIN
WHOSE FACE WAS EXCEEDINGLY PLAIN
BUT HER C**T HAD A PUCKER
THAT MADE THE MEN FUCKER,
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN OF KILDARE
WHO WAS FUCKING A GIRL ON THE STAIR
THE BANNISTER BROKE
BUT HE DOUBLED HIS STROKE
AND HE FINISHED HER OFF IN MID AIR
NYMPHOMANIACAL ALICE
USED A DYNAMITE STICK FOR A PHALLUS
THEY FOUND HER VAGINA
IN NORTH CAROLINA
AND HALF OF HER ASS-HOLE IN DALLAS
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| September 30, 2006, 22:36 |
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RebelRoka67
57 / male
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales, Australia
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Re: Know a Naughty Limerick you can share?
There was a young man from NANTUCKITT
Who's cock was so long, he could suckitt
He said with a grin,
As he wiped cum from his chin,
If my ear was a cunt, I would fuckitt 
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| September 30, 2006, 22:50 |
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Re: Know a Naughty Limerick you can share?
There once was a man named Mort
Whose dick was incredibly short
He climbed into bed
And his lady friend said,
"That's not a dick, it's a wart.
My wife Myrtle's womb has a habit
Of expanding whenever I stab it.
What's more, my wife Myrtle
Is so wonderously fertile,
That she's giving me kids like a rabbit.
There was a young girl of East Anglia
Whose loins were a tangle of ganglia.
Her mind was a webbing
Of Freud and Kraft-Ebing
And all sorts of other mew-fanglia.
There was a young man from Hong Kong
Who had a trifurcated prong:
A small one for sucking,
A large one for fucking,
And a honey for beating a gong.
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| October 1, 2006, 05:38 |
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Re: Know a Naughty Limerick you can share?
those are so funny,, 
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| October 1, 2006, 05:42 |
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RebelRoka67
57 / male
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales, Australia
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Re: Re: Know a Naughty Limerick you can share?
QUOTE (ticaD @ October 1, 2006, 05:38)There once was a man named Mort
Whose dick was incredibly short
He climbed into bed
And his lady friend said,
"That's not a dick, it's a wart.
aaahahahahahahahaha
that was hillarious
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| October 1, 2006, 06:45 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Know a Naughty Limerick you can share?
lmfao!!!!
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| October 2, 2006, 15:52 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Know a Naughty Limerick you can share?
there was on old lady from ealing
who had a perculiar feeling
she lied on her back
and opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling
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| October 3, 2006, 01:37 |
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Re: Re: Know a Naughty Limerick you can share?
QUOTE (BritSexSlave @ October 3, 2006, 01:37)there was on old lady from ealing
who had a perculiar feeling
she lied on her back
and opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling
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| October 3, 2006, 08:26 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Know a Naughty Limerick you can share?
A cute friend of mine, Fanny Hill,
Used two dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina,
In South Carolina,
And part of her ass in Brazil... Ooops... 
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| October 4, 2006, 17:57 |
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