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rearender
72 / male
Phoenix, Arizona, US
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Chapsticks in the Old West
The cowboy rides into town rides up to the sallon where the local sheriff is sitting on a bench and dismounts his horse Then hitches it to the rail and walks back and picks up the horses tail and plants a big old wet kiss right on the horses ass! Then calmly saunters towards the saloon.
The Sherriff seen all this and he jumps to his feet and says "Wait a gol darn minute there!" "What the sam hell did you do that for?
And the cowboy says "Do what?"
And the Sherriff says "Don't give me that crap I Saw you walk back and pick up your horses tail and kiss him square on the ass!"Why the hell did you do that?"
And the cowboy says "I got chapped lips!"
And the Sherriff says "And that cures chapped lips?"
And the Cowboy says "Hell no, but it sure keeps me from lickin em!"
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| September 29, 2006, 06:11 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Chapsticks in the Old West
 
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| September 30, 2006, 10:32 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Chapsticks in the Old West
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| October 2, 2006, 15:11 |
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