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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Work Ethic...........
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the Counter and says, "Hi.? You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.
I'd really Rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent....
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur And bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to Drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to Escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her Sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."
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| September 29, 2006, 01:33 |
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rearender
72 / male
Phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Work Ethic...........
 Yeah boy!
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| September 29, 2006, 05:58 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Work Ethic...........
now that's my kind of job, when do I start???? 
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| September 30, 2006, 10:31 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Work Ethic...........
ahhhhhh, what a tease!
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| October 2, 2006, 15:12 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Work Ethic...........
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
-leeuh 
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| October 10, 2006, 18:28 |
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