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Proverbs From the First Grade...
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to fill in the rest. Here's what the kids came up with:
Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the... bug is close.
It's always darkest before... daylight savings time.
Never underestimate the power of... termites.
You can lead a horse to water but... how?
Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.
No news is... impossible.
A miss is as good as a... Mr.
You can't teach an old dog... math.
If you lie down with dogs, you... will stink in the morning.
Love all, trust... me.
The pen is mightier than... the pigs.
An idle mind is... the best way to relax.
Where there is smoke, there's... pollution.
Happy is the bride who... gets all the presents.
A penny saved is... not much.
Two is company, three's... The Musketeers.
None are so blind as... Helen Keller.
Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.
You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box.
When the blind lead the blind... get out of the way.
There is no fool like... Aunt Edie.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and... you have to blow your nose.
 
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| September 28, 2006, 11:22 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Proverbs From the First Grade...
LMAO...good ones Moon 
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| September 28, 2006, 12:18 |
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azcapt
80 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Proverbs From the First Grade...
im glad somebody reads their emails---hehehe
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| September 28, 2006, 12:46 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Proverbs From the First Grade...
these are killer funny!!! moonie strikes again.
i like: an idle mind is the best way to relax. and, a penny saved is not much~ they're all funny!
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| September 28, 2006, 15:40 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Proverbs From the First Grade...
Cool, Moon, thank you!
  
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| September 29, 2006, 22:45 |
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Re: Proverbs From the First Grade...
Here's one....
I'm out of my mind - but feel free to leave a message...
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| September 30, 2006, 00:25 |
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Re: Proverbs From the First Grade...
Or even worst,
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
This is my first grade indoctrination......
Welcome to todays culture.....
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| September 30, 2006, 00:28 |
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baudy305
67 / male
Westburbia, Illinois, US
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Re: Proverbs From the First Grade...
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"
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| September 30, 2006, 10:35 |
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