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BOB BARKER
Is it me or does his wired microphone make him look ridiculous? Hey BOB, please use a freakin' wireless one, you old f**k!! Your going to trip on the wire connected to that "dick" lookin' micophone. That's probably his only remaining connection to anything "hard" he has left in his arsenal. lol
Also, make sure you don't let any of those "caloricaly challenged" contetants hug you anymore. I thought they were going to dial 911 on you the last time that happened.
Bob, old buddy, it's time to call it a day. A lot of silver hair on your head (real?), doesn't make you look any better.
Do ya think I'm being too critical of that old jurrasic f**k?
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| September 27, 2006, 08:05 |
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Re: BOB BARKER
Dude, I think you have a little too much time on your hands!
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| September 27, 2006, 08:50 |
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Re: BOB BARKER
I think you need to lay off of Old Bob before I open a seriously strong can of whoopass on ya'!!!!! 
 
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| September 27, 2006, 09:27 |
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Re: Re: BOB BARKER
QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 27, 2006, 08:50)Dude, I think you have a little too much time on your hands!
I thought he was freakin' dead until I accidently channel surfed him one day. "I see dead people"!
Obsessed with him you say? PROBABLY!!! Like a kick in the balls, I don't care for him but,  anyway BOB!!
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| September 27, 2006, 09:37 |
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Re: BOB BARKER
How much you wanna bet that guy gets more sex than anyone here on WN..... ?? Huh?
Lucky bastard! 
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| September 27, 2006, 09:39 |
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Re: Re: BOB BARKER
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ September 27, 2006, 09:39)
I do think his "gettin' plenty of sex' days are over. I'm sure some of you think that just because he cant "cut the mustard" any more that he can still "lick the jar". Hell, I don't think he's even able to "open the jar" much less, "lick it".
Would any of you ladies let that old letch get anywhere near you to see "your jar" let alone "lick it"? BOB
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| September 27, 2006, 09:54 |
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Re: BOB BARKER
That depends on whether he prefers grape or apple jelly. Now, as far as lettin' him near my "hoohoo?" Not just no but HELL no!
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| September 27, 2006, 10:12 |
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azcapt
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phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: BOB BARKER
Hey VB, you should be in as good a shape as Bob Barker, based on the age comparison. He still works out in a gym daily and has a black belt in karate, and works out daily on that also. So beware the Silver Fox may beat your butt.
hehehehe
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| September 27, 2006, 10:22 |
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Re: Re: BOB BARKER
QUOTE (azcapt @ September 27, 2006, 10:22)
Hey VB, you should be in as good a shape as Bob Barker, based on the age comparison. He still works out in a gym daily and has a black belt in karate, and works out daily on that also. So beware the Silver Fox may beat your butt.
hehehehe
You know waaaaaaaaaaaay too much about that man, capt 
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| September 27, 2006, 10:27 |
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Re: BOB BARKER
(laughing) Can you guys even believe that we're all talking about this? Too damn funny!
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| September 27, 2006, 11:34 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: BOB BARKER
hey, he's my dad ~ so don't be dissing him round here no mo!
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| September 27, 2006, 11:46 |
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Re: Re: BOB BARKER
QUOTE (lizonya @ September 27, 2006, 11:46)hey, he's my dad ~ so don't be dissing him round here no mo!
You are.... kidding, right? 
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| September 27, 2006, 19:13 |
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Re: BOB BARKER
I hope your kidding too Liz. But I agree with VB. Enough is enough.... Good Lord there are ppl. still on soap operas, that I remember seing 30 Yrs. ago when I was married and working second shift... Had to sit through that crap for two hours before I went to work... !!!! GET OFF TV BOB... !!!! Maybe Adam Sandler will really kill Him in his next movie...!!!!  
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| September 27, 2006, 19:42 |
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Re: BOB BARKER
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ September 27, 2006, 08:05)Is it me or does his wired microphone make him look ridiculous? Hey BOB, please use a freakin' wireless one, you old f**k!! Your going to trip on the wire connected to that "dick" lookin' micophone. That's probably his only remaining connection to anything "hard" he has left in his arsenal. lol
Also, make sure you don't let any of those "caloricaly challenged" contetants hug you anymore. I thought they were going to dial 911 on you the last time that happened.
Bob, old buddy, it's time to call it a day. A lot of silver hair on your head (real?), doesn't make you look any better.
Do ya think I'm being too critical of that old jurrasic f**k?
hell no Voyeurbill: you are right on...Barker is an ond f**k!! needs to come to FL and retire and get his ass off television...
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| September 28, 2006, 08:53 |
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Re: Re: BOB BARKER
As long as Bob has his geritol and prune juice every morning, he should be good for at least another 10-15 years. Although it wouldn't hurt my feelings to see him go.
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| September 28, 2006, 09:11 |
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Re: Re: BOB BARKER
QUOTE (TropiFun @ September 28, 2006, 08:53) QUOTE (voyeurbill @ September 27, 2006, 08:05)Is it me or does his wired microphone make him look ridiculous? Hey BOB, please use a freakin' wireless one, you old f**k!! Your going to trip on the wire connected to that "dick" lookin' micophone. That's probably his only remaining connection to anything "hard" he has left in his arsenal. lol
Also, make sure you don't let any of those "caloricaly challenged" contetants hug you anymore. I thought they were going to dial 911 on you the last time that happened.
Bob, old buddy, it's time to call it a day. A lot of silver hair on your head (real?), doesn't make you look any better.
Do ya think I'm being too critical of that old jurrasic f**k?
hell no Voyeurbill: you are right on...Barker is an ond f**k!! needs to come to FL and retire and get his ass off television...
My mother and father-in-law think he looks ridiculous......and they are in their mid eightys!! I kind of felt sorry for the old coot when a very happy-to-be-selected-from-the-audience, caloricly-challenged female-type person hugged him just a bit too vociferously and he had to sit down for a moment on the stage so he could recover. Thank god, he had his extra absorbant DEPENDS on that day. Oh, the humanity!!!!
So BOB, maybe it's time for you to take that long-ass wired, 60's style microphone and SCOOTER yourself on down to FLA. Your prune juice and shuffleboard awaits you!!!!!
A little too harsh, perhaps?????
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| September 28, 2006, 10:05 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: BOB BARKER
you guys are mean! i'm telling daddy!!! 
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| September 28, 2006, 12:34 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
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Re: BOB BARKER
Those guy's are just jealous, as Bob is getting more hot and beautiful woman than they are.. 
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| September 28, 2006, 12:54 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
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Re: BOB BARKER
thank you! i know... he's hot for his age, plus he's getting all the babes. they're just jeolous, huh?!
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| September 28, 2006, 12:58 |
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Re: BOB BARKER
If He don't re-tire, Let's do an intervention... Maybe even euthanize Him... You know He's already been spade or neutured..... !!!!!! ROFLMAO... !!!!!
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| September 28, 2006, 18:56 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: BOB BARKER
not until after he had me!
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| September 28, 2006, 19:12 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: BOB BARKER
QUOTE (lizonya @ September 28, 2006, 19:12)not until after he had me!
Damn I wish I was him, then i could say that I had you also- ahhhhhhh to dream the impossible dream ----- 
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| September 28, 2006, 19:17 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
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Re: BOB BARKER
oh cappy...he's my dad. and being w/you is not impossible! we're only just one state away... 
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| September 28, 2006, 19:20 |
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Re: BOB BARKER
Next we'll be making fun of Andy Giffin
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| September 29, 2006, 23:34 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
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Re: BOB BARKER
that's ok, i'm not related to him 
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| September 29, 2006, 23:35 |
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Re: Re: BOB BARKER
QUOTE (lizonya @ September 29, 2006, 23:35)that's ok, i'm not related to him
ok you tap into my juices what so differnt about bob
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| September 29, 2006, 23:38 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
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Re: BOB BARKER
he's my dad and i don't like it when ppl diss him... 
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| September 29, 2006, 23:40 |
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QUOTE (lizonya @ September 29, 2006, 23:40)he's my dad and i don't like it when ppl diss him...
I suppose when you see him you give him a big hug aye
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| September 29, 2006, 23:43 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
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Re: BOB BARKER
uh, yah...i suppose
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| September 30, 2006, 00:03 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
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Re: BOB BARKER
bet you didn't know he was armenian and his real name is barkerian.
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| September 30, 2006, 00:04 |
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Re: BOB BARKER
O.K... So BOB is eighty-something..Who wants to live to be eighty..??? Anyone who is 79..LOL... I just wish I had the money He spends on Viagra... !!!!
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| September 30, 2006, 05:14 |
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Re: Re: BOB BARKER
QUOTE (lizonya @ September 30, 2006, 00:04)bet you didn't know he was armenian and his real name is barkerian.
Know I didn't how you find that out.....must be a family thing
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| September 30, 2006, 10:52 |
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nykitten
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Re: BOB BARKER
I have been away way too long!......
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| September 30, 2006, 20:08 |
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Hi nykitten  
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| September 30, 2006, 20:12 |
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QUOTE (nykitten @ September 30, 2006, 20:08)I have been away way too long!......
Hey KITTEN,
I want to welcome you back into the fray. Do you think you could put a kink in old BOB's pacemaker? How about singin' into his old, shriveled up "microphone" and bring him to his knees? What a picture I've just painted, huh?
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| October 1, 2006, 11:51 |
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QUOTE (voyeurbill @ October 1, 2006, 11:51)
roflmao.....
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| October 1, 2006, 13:48 |
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funlovingpair
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QUOTE (rchamberlain @ October 1, 2006, 13:48)
I was thinking more along the line of LMAO.
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| October 2, 2006, 02:08 |
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QUOTE (lizonya @ September 27, 2006, 11:46)hey, he's my dad ~ so don't be dissing him round here no mo!
Wow! That explains alot....Thanks Liz, Bob did good!
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| October 2, 2006, 02:10 |
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lizonya
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psyche ~ not really.
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| October 2, 2006, 15:45 |
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Re: BOB BARKER
Bob say welcome back and not a moment to soon look at what the mice have to say when the cats away
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| October 2, 2006, 21:47 |
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QUOTE (bulrfush @ October 2, 2006, 21:47)Bob say welcome back and not a moment to soon look at what the mice have to say when the cats away
nice seeing ya Nykitten
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| October 2, 2006, 21:50 |
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Re: BOB BARKER
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ September 27, 2006, 08:05)Is it me or does his wired microphone make him look ridiculous? Hey BOB, please use a freakin' wireless one, you old f**k!! Your going to trip on the wire connected to that "dick" lookin' micophone. That's probably his only remaining connection to anything "hard" he has left in his arsenal. lol
Also, make sure you don't let any of those "caloricaly challenged" contetants hug you anymore. I thought they were going to dial 911 on you the last time that happened.
Bob, old buddy, it's time to call it a day. A lot of silver hair on your head (real?), doesn't make you look any better.
Do ya think I'm being too critical of that old jurrasic f**k?
You will be happy to know that Bob has said that he will retire from The Price Is Right early in 2007.
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| November 1, 2006, 09:16 |
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nykitten
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Re: BOB BARKER
What has this world come to?......
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| November 1, 2006, 09:24 |
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QUOTE (nykitten @ November 1, 2006, 09:24)What has this world come to?......
Hell KITTEN, I thought he was already dead, just to stupid to fall over.
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| November 1, 2006, 12:12 |
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Tungmeister
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Re: BOB BARKER
Just heard this morning on the news that he's quitting tv this coming June---retiring after 50 yrs in television.
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| November 1, 2006, 13:02 |
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Tungmeister
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ps: he may be around for another 10-20 years and I'm thinkin' when they're lowering him into his grave his parting shot will probably be "C'mon down!"
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| November 1, 2006, 13:05 |
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Re: BOB BARKER
Bob is an alright guy in my eyes...loved his cameo appearance in that Adam Sandler movie!
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| November 1, 2006, 13:22 |
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Re: BOB BARKER
They said on the news today Bob's finally going to retire 
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| November 1, 2006, 22:41 |
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