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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Tree Hugger........
While walking through the Boulder Colorado woods a man came up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing? "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?" He told the guy the whole story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him behind the ear and said...
"This just isn't gonna be your day......... 
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| September 27, 2006, 06:26 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Tree Hugger........
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| September 27, 2006, 09:28 |
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Re: Tree Hugger........
 
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| September 27, 2006, 09:56 |
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Re: Tree Hugger........
oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lmao
leeuh
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| October 11, 2006, 13:04 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Tree Hugger........
oooh, now THATS just cold !! 
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| October 13, 2006, 09:42 |
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