|
| AUTHOR |
MESSAGE |
|
sunbuff10
69 / male
Tidewater area, Virginia, US
|
Strange sex laws
Ckeck this out! http://channels.netscape.com/ns/love/sexlaws.jsp
|
| August 10, 2004, 06:48 |
|
sunbuff10
69 / male
Tidewater area, Virginia, US
|
Re: Strange sex laws
Sorry for the mess guys, I did click one time, I swear I did! 4 of the same topic...This happened before on a reply but not on topics.
I'll try to keep this one up and let the rest go away.
|
| August 10, 2004, 07:07 |
|
absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
|
Re: Strange sex laws
|
| August 10, 2004, 07:35 |
|
bawbie
63 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
|
Re: Strange sex laws
funny, when i checked the site it said all women in virginia have to have sex with sunbuff. hmmm.
|
| August 10, 2004, 08:29 |
|
sunbuff10
69 / male
Tidewater area, Virginia, US
|
Re: Re: Strange sex laws
QUOTE (bawbie @ August 10, 2004, 08:29) funny, when i checked the site it said all women in virginia have to have sex with sunbuff. hmmm.
In that case they should all be put in jail for disobeying the law!!! Criminals! 
|
| August 10, 2004, 08:33 |
|
hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
|
Re: Re: Re: Strange sex laws
QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ August 10, 2004, 08:33) QUOTE (bawbie @ August 10, 2004, 08:29) funny, when i checked the site it said all women in virginia have to have sex with sunbuff. hmmm.
In that case they should all be put in jail for disobeying the law!!! Criminals!
you must not have read it all bawbie. I think it mentions my name too  
|
| August 10, 2004, 14:54 |
|
bawbie
63 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
|
Re: Strange sex laws
let's havea look (page flipping sound)..hmm..all female persons over the age of ..blah,blah....and orally copulate........oh, here it is. a footnote. if sunbuff is unable or unwilling to do his patriotic duty, due to overwork, hardrock will assist him ,the fees to be divided between them.
we gotta pay?
|
| August 10, 2004, 17:39 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Strange sex laws
well, where exactly do the two of you want me to put the money for the fine?
I can pay with rolled dimes, rolled nickels or rolled pennies.....
so where should I deposit the fine?
|
| August 10, 2004, 17:56 |
|
hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
|
Re: Strange sex laws
All fines are payable in trade only.
|
| August 10, 2004, 20:08 |
|
sunbuff10
69 / male
Tidewater area, Virginia, US
|
Re: Re: Strange sex laws
QUOTE (kbateman @ August 10, 2004, 17:56)well, where exactly do the two of you want me to put the money for the fine?
I can pay with rolled dimes, rolled nickels or rolled pennies.....
so where should I deposit the fine?
Hmmm, It looks like she's saying she'd rather pay a hefty fine than, well, have sex with us Va. guys! Did I read that right Rock?
|
| August 13, 2004, 08:38 |
|
hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
|
Re: Strange sex laws
i think so , and just where does she want to "deposit " those fines?
|
| August 13, 2004, 10:11 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Strange sex laws
I'm checking out sex laws before I even think of entering or passing through another state!!
Federal Court OKs Ban on Sale of Sex Toys
Thu Jul 29, 3:21 AM ET Add U.S. National - AP to My Yahoo!
By JAY REEVES, Associated Press Writer
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. - A federal appeals court Wednesday upheld a 1998 Alabama law banning the sale of sex toys in the state, ruling the Constitution doesn't include a right to sexual privacy.
In a 2-1 decision overturning a lower court, a three-judge panel of the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals (news - web sites) said the state has a right to police the sale of devices that can be sexually stimulating.
The American Civil Liberties Union (news - web sites), which represented merchants and users who sued to overturn the law, asked the appeals court to rule that the Constitution included a right to sexual privacy that the ban on sex toy sales would violate. The court declined, indicating such a decision could lead down other paths.
"If the people of Alabama in time decide that a prohibition on sex toys is misguided, or ineffective, or just plain silly, they can repeal the law and be finished with the matter," the court said.
"On the other hand, if we today craft a new fundamental right by which to invalidate the law, we would be bound to give that right full force and effect in all future cases including, for example, those involving adult incest, prostitution, obscenity, and the like."
Attorney General Troy King said the court "has done its duty" in upholding the law.
Sherri Williams, an adult novelty retailer who filed the lawsuit with seven other women and two men, called the decision "depressing."
"I'm just very disappointed that courts feel Alabamians don't have the right to purchase adult toys. It's just ludicrous," said Williams, who lives in Florida and owns Pleasures stores in Huntsville and Decatur. "I intend to pursue this."
U.S. District Judge Lynwood Smith Jr. of Huntsville has twice ruled against the state law, deciding in 2002 that the sex toy ban violated the constitutional right to privacy. The state appealed both times and won.
The state law bans only the sale of sex toys , not their possession, the court said, and it doesn't regulate other items including condoms or virility drugs. "The Alabama statute proscribes a relatively narrow bandwidth of activity," U.S. Circuit Judge Stanley F. Birch Jr. wrote.
Circuit Judge Rosemary Barkett disagreed, saying the decision was based on the "erroneous foundation" that adults don't have a right to consensual sexual intimacy and that private acts can be made a crime in the name of promoting "public morality."
|
| August 14, 2004, 20:28 |
|
sunbuff10
69 / male
Tidewater area, Virginia, US
|
Re: Strange sex laws
What next, road blocks at the state lines! This is crazy!!
Quote "Circuit Judge Rosemary Barkett disagreed, saying the decision was based on the "erroneous foundation" that adults don't have a right to consensual sexual intimacy and that private acts can be made a crime in the name of promoting "public morality.""
This woman is nuts!! 
|
| August 14, 2004, 20:40 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Strange sex laws
they can't make cucumber laws, can they???
|
| August 15, 2004, 02:26 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Strange sex laws
Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms.
Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!
Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club".
In Maryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!
In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job-for men only-called a corset inspector.)
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!
Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex , masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy - provided only the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.
|
| August 16, 2004, 20:08 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Strange sex laws
Bumping to go with the NYK's "Laughable laws" thread
|
| May 28, 2006, 09:05 |
|
|
