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Notice : New Alcohol Labels
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American
liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are Whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a idiot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
your friends Over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think
you can sing.
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| September 26, 2006, 16:15 |
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Re: Notice : New Alcohol Labels
LOL...you also forgot that it leads to a increase in family size...
M Lev...
 
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| September 26, 2006, 17:29 |
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baudy305
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Westburbia, Illinois, US
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Re: Notice : New Alcohol Labels
You also forgot:
It affects your vision so that "10" you left with last night is actually a "3" this morning.
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| September 26, 2006, 21:58 |
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Re: Notice : New Alcohol Labels
QUOTE (ticaD @ September 26, 2006, 16:15)Due to increasing products liability litigation, American
liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are Whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a idiot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
your friends Over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think
you can sing.
D) All of the above 
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| September 27, 2006, 09:57 |
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Re: Re: Notice : New Alcohol Labels
QUOTE (baudy305 @ September 26, 2006, 21:58)You also forgot:
It affects your vision so that "10" you left with last night is actually a "3" this morning.
I think this is where the phrase "knawing your arm off" comes from.....
Woof!
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| September 28, 2006, 01:37 |
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Re: Notice : New Alcohol Labels
Coyote ugly 
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| September 28, 2006, 09:22 |
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Re: Notice : New Alcohol Labels
damn lawyers and their litigation...they take a lot of the fun out of alcohol...isnt' that hypocrisy? never met a lawyer who doesn't drink..
hmmm..maybe alcohol is the "root of all evil".....nah..
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| September 28, 2006, 09:29 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Notice : New Alcohol Labels
Yea but doesn't beer make you smarter??
It made Bud-wiser 
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