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TALKING TO ME OR YOU
I was recently sitting naked on my bean bag chair eating cheetos and watching TV when a TV evangelist came on. Pastor Tilton came on and started his sermon out by asking-Have you spent your life pursuing sins of the flesh? I thought-this guy is talking to me. Next he said-Are you sitting naked on your bean bag chair eating cheetos. My jaw almost dropped to the floor-this guy was good. Finally he said do you feel the urge to get up and send me $200. I let out a sigh and said I thought he was talking about me there for a minute. Was he talking to you?
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| September 26, 2006, 15:23 |
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lizonya
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lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: TALKING TO ME OR YOU
ahahahaahaha ~ lol ~ that was pretty funny 
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| September 26, 2006, 18:09 |
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Re: TALKING TO ME OR YOU
Yea.. He got to me too... Now I'm broke...!!!! LMAO...!!!! 
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| September 26, 2006, 19:14 |
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QUOTE (4deyez @ September 26, 2006, 15:23)I was recently sitting naked on my bean bag chair eating cheetos and watching TV when a TV evangelist came on. Pastor Tilton came on and started his sermon out by asking-Have you spent your life pursuing sins of the flesh? I thought-this guy is talking to me. Next he said-Are you sitting naked on your bean bag chair eating cheetos. My jaw almost dropped to the floor-this guy was good. Finally he said do you feel the urge to get up and send me $200. I let out a sigh and said I thought he was talking about me there for a minute. Was he talking to you?
From one Blue Collar fan to another, Ron White is hysterical and based on your sense of humor, You Might Be a Redneck. So, Here's Your Sign, now Git R Done!
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| September 27, 2006, 09:03 |
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QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 27, 2006, 09:03) QUOTE (4deyez @ September 26, 2006, 15:23)I was recently sitting naked on my bean bag chair eating cheetos and watching TV when a TV evangelist came on. Pastor Tilton came on and started his sermon out by asking-Have you spent your life pursuing sins of the flesh? I thought-this guy is talking to me. Next he said-Are you sitting naked on your bean bag chair eating cheetos. My jaw almost dropped to the floor-this guy was good. Finally he said do you feel the urge to get up and send me $200. I let out a sigh and said I thought he was talking about me there for a minute. Was he talking to you?
From one Blue Collar fan to another, Ron White is hysterical and based on your sense of humor, You Might Be a Redneck. So, Here's Your Sign, now Git R Done!
I love Sluggo! 
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| September 27, 2006, 09:29 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ September 27, 2006, 09:29) QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 27, 2006, 09:03) QUOTE (4deyez @ September 26, 2006, 15:23)I was recently sitting naked on my bean bag chair eating cheetos and watching TV when a TV evangelist came on. Pastor Tilton came on and started his sermon out by asking-Have you spent your life pursuing sins of the flesh? I thought-this guy is talking to me. Next he said-Are you sitting naked on your bean bag chair eating cheetos. My jaw almost dropped to the floor-this guy was good. Finally he said do you feel the urge to get up and send me $200. I let out a sigh and said I thought he was talking about me there for a minute. Was he talking to you?
From one Blue Collar fan to another, Ron White is hysterical and based on your sense of humor, You Might Be a Redneck. So, Here's Your Sign, now Git R Done!
I love Sluggo!
ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! i still love "i wasn't drunk in public. i was drunk in private and they threw me in the public, so arrest THEM!! 
-leeuh
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| September 27, 2006, 09:50 |
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| September 27, 2006, 09:55 |
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I think I'm going to get a dog just like sluggo-so I can put peanut butter around his mouth and see if what Ron White says is true. Mr. White is a very smart guy-he said if you've seen one girl naked-you want to see the rest of them. Pearls of wisdom to live by-enjoy the beauty!!!  
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| September 27, 2006, 10:09 |
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Or his DUI charge. Turns out that they were pulling everyone over on the sidewalk that night. Now THATS profiling! Yep, they caught Tater Salad!
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| September 27, 2006, 11:36 |
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I hope they never pull me over on the sidewalk. If they find lickit stickit, I'm in trouble.
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| September 27, 2006, 15:24 |
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sittin nekkid on a bean bag chair eating cheetos..and watching tv...was that a flashback to the 70s or what?
and watching a tv evangelist too...you sure you weren't in an "altered" state?
funny...LOL
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| September 27, 2006, 15:36 |
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QUOTE (TropiFun @ September 27, 2006, 15:36)sittin nekkid on a bean bag chair eating cheetos..and watching tv...was that a flashback to the 70s or what?
and watching a tv evangelist too...you sure you weren't in an "altered" state?
funny...LOL
I wasn't even thought of in the 70's-so I'm making up for lost time and restarting some old trends. Just look at clothes and how many old trends are reappearing. Life is GOOD in this altered state.
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