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Boys and Girls, it's nursery rhyme time
JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
Mary had a BMX the seat was back to front
And everytime she pulled her brakes
The seat went up her c**t!!!
LITTLE MISS MUFFET
Sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider
that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
When it died of electric shock.
A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.
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September 26, 2006, 13:31 |
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Re: Boys and Girls, it's nursery rhyme time
>>Mary had a BMX the seat was back to front
And everytime she pulled her brakes
The seat went up her c**t!!!>>
The seat went up her cart? But that doesn't rhyme. And carts don't have back to front seats.
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September 26, 2006, 13:43 |
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Re: Re: Boys and Girls, it's nursery rhyme time
QUOTE (HeBoy @ September 26, 2006, 13:43)>>Mary had a BMX the seat was back to front
And everytime she pulled her brakes
The seat went up her c**t!!!>>
The seat went up her cart? But that doesn't rhyme. And carts don't have back to front seats.
Can we spell C U N T? (oppsy, did I spell that) ROFLMAO
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September 26, 2006, 13:47 |
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lizonya
64 / couple lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Boys and Girls, it's nursery rhyme time
ummmmmmm, you said cunt!
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September 26, 2006, 18:32 |
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Re: Re: Boys and Girls, it's nursery rhyme time
QUOTE (lizonya @ September 26, 2006, 18:32)ummmmmmm, you said cunt!
Yup, and Heboy made me say it!!
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September 26, 2006, 20:52 |
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Tungmeister
70 / male Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Boys and Girls, it's nursery rhyme time
I LOVE how you say it! say it again! say it again!!!!!
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September 26, 2006, 21:19 |
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