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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Wits and wisdom...
I was at my parents house the other day. My mom has a series of books that she calls, "Toilet Readings". (Three books with snappy one liners)One of my favorites reads, "Mark-age 7... I learned that you can't hide brocoli in a glass of milk". This made me wonder what you folks may have learned and would like to pass along... Got anything you'd like to share?... 
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| September 23, 2006, 21:26 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Wits and wisdom...
Don't fry bacon when you're naked. - 
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| September 23, 2006, 21:42 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: Wits and wisdom...
The worst mistake you made will always show back up again - be prepared 
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| September 23, 2006, 22:35 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Wits and wisdom...
never laugh while drinking milk! 
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| September 23, 2006, 22:43 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Re: Wits and wisdom...
QUOTE (lizonya @ September 23, 2006, 22:43)never laugh while drinking milk!
Oh, my, my, my, Lizonya! Great Pic! 
And you're right about laughing while drinking milk. Champagne or beer it's OK to laugh tho' cause it tickles!
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| September 23, 2006, 22:56 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: Wits and wisdom...
sometimes playing "monster" is more important than doing the laundry. 
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| September 24, 2006, 00:13 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Wits and wisdom...
But puking whiskey out of your  nose is OK
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| September 24, 2006, 01:47 |
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Re: Wits and wisdom...
Do not leave crayons in your car on a hot summer day 
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| September 24, 2006, 10:18 |
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Re: Wits and wisdom...
Never fry bacon naked, never run with scissors, and never eat spinach with a stranger...!!!!! 
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| September 24, 2006, 12:00 |
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Re: Wits and wisdom...
i have learned that there is nothing more beautiful than a sleeping toddler... WAIT let me rephrase that.. there is nothing more beautiful in the world than MY sleeping toddler.
i have also learned that NOTHING can get you while you sleep as long as you are wearing your "monster proof jammies."
-leeuh
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| September 24, 2006, 14:57 |
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baudy305
67 / male
Westburbia, Illinois, US
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Re: Wits and wisdom...
1. You aren't half as smart as you think - or half as stupid as you (choose one)
a. look
b. act
c. sound
d. all of the above.
2. What you do shouts so much louder than anything you say. (just watch the news with the sound muted - it's very instructive).
3. I'll never be able to be the person my dog thinks I am. - but it's a good idea to try.
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| September 24, 2006, 17:49 |
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Re: Wits and wisdom...
never iron clothes naked
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| September 24, 2006, 21:18 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Wits and wisdom...
I just learned a good one today... Never climb under an old rusty truck without safety glasses on...(at least for the week or so, you can call me, "GG the Pirate"  ...Harrrr! 
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| September 24, 2006, 22:28 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Wits and wisdom...
Never piss into the wind.... 
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| September 25, 2006, 00:10 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Wits and wisdom...
Never pick a popcorn kernel out of your teeth with a claw hammer.
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| September 25, 2006, 00:34 |
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Re: Wits and wisdom...
Japeth the mountain goat from Hoodwinked said it best.....
"... be prepared, and unless you've got a spare, you've got one life so handle it with care!"
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| September 26, 2006, 10:04 |
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Re: Re: Wits and wisdom...
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ September 25, 2006, 00:10)
Thought that was "spit?"  Oh yeah, and don't mess around with Slim!
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| September 26, 2006, 10:05 |
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Re: Wits and wisdom...
I suppose now might be a good time to say "Never trust a wolf in sheep's clothing"?
Or, maybe not.
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| September 26, 2006, 10:21 |
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Re: Wits and wisdom...
I don't wear wool.
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| September 26, 2006, 10:27 |
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Re: Re: Wits and wisdom...
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ September 26, 2006, 10:27)I don't wear wool.
I can assure that... I still have mine! ba-aa-aa
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| September 26, 2006, 11:03 |
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Re: Re: Re: Wits and wisdom...
Never go buy your wife some edible underbritches alone. I stopped at the store a couple days ago, and bought a six pack so I could get a discount and by the time I got home there was only one pair left. Its a good thing I got home when I did, my wife wouldn't have had any underwear to wear to the restaurant that night.
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| September 26, 2006, 12:27 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Wits and wisdom...
QUOTE (4deyez @ September 26, 2006, 12:27)Never go buy your wife some edible underbritches alone. I stopped at the store a couple days ago, and bought a six pack so I could get a discount and by the time I got home there was only one pair left. Its a good thing I got home when I did, my wife wouldn't have had any underwear to wear to the restaurant that night.
Brilliant 
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| September 26, 2006, 12:32 |
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Re: Wits and wisdom...
Never let the right hand know , what the left hand is doing... or you'll be horny for a long time....!!!!!!
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| September 26, 2006, 19:24 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Re: Wits and wisdom...
QUOTE (rchamberlain @ September 26, 2006, 19:24)
Never let your significant other know what your right hand is doing either or you may be horny for a long time! (unless she likes to watch)
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| September 26, 2006, 21:12 |
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