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rearender
72 / male
Phoenix, Arizona, US
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The Glory and the Shame!
So one day this lady strolls into the bar abd she's looking a bit disheviled but still attractive and sits up at the bar and when the bartender came over she ordered two shots of whiskey, Then she slugs down the first one and says That one was for the glory! Then slugs the second shot of whiskey and says "That was for the shame!
Turns to the bartender and says "Two more shots barkeep!" He pours two more shots and she slams the first one and says "That one's for the Glory!" and slams the second one and says "That one's for the Shame!" Barkeep two more shots!
Now the bartender seen many weird things happen in his saloon but curiosity has got him so he asks her as he pours the next two shots " What's up with the twoshots One for Glory and one for Shame?"
And the lady looks him square in the eye and asks him "You know how two dogs when they get to f...in real good can get locked up together ? Well This morning my Great Dane had a hard on so I let him mount ME!
And the bartender says quickly "Oh I see that was the shame then?"
And the lady says "Hell No!" That was the Glory, The shame was when he drug me around the front yard for an hour this morning!"
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| September 22, 2006, 01:44 |
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baudy305
67 / male
Westburbia, Illinois, US
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Re: The Glory and the Shame!
LOL
damn - that's a bitch
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| September 22, 2006, 10:10 |
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