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mystic1
71 / male Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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God & the Scientist
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'." "Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting. Show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the ground and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,
( I love this )
"Get your own dirt."
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September 20, 2006, 00:34 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: God & the Scientist
I bet that took him awhile...
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September 20, 2006, 00:51 |
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40something
57 / female In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: God & the Scientist
as with all young people, who think they know everything!
Don't forget where you came from.
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September 23, 2006, 23:16 |
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lizonya
64 / couple lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: God & the Scientist
touche God!
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September 23, 2006, 23:47 |
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