|
AUTHOR |
MESSAGE |
|
mystic1
71 / male Vermillion, South Dakota, US
|
A reverse blond joke ....
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed...
"YES YES YES"
She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,'What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral ---
Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men.....
are men.....
|
September 19, 2006, 22:44 |
|
lizonya
64 / couple lake elsinore, California, US
|
Re: A reverse blond joke ....
i wonder if that trick would work w/a brunette?
|
September 19, 2006, 22:47 |
|
Tungmeister
70 / male Miller Beach, Indiana, US
|
Re: Re: A reverse blond joke ....
QUOTE (lizonya @ September 19, 2006, 22:47)i wonder if that trick would work w/a brunette?
One come to mind immediately...
|
September 19, 2006, 23:05 |
|
funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
|
Re: A reverse blond joke ....
Yup, I think that it would....
|
September 20, 2006, 00:50 |
|
|