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Presidents at work?
1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack??
John F. Kennedy
2. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a finalist in the Miss America pageant??
Bill Clinton
3. Which president had sex with one of his secretaries stretched out atop a desk in the oval office??
Lyndon B. Johnson
4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a slave who was his wife's half sister??
Thomas Jefferson
5. Which president called his mistress "Pookie"??
5ill Clinton
6. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first husband, and was branded an "adulterer" during his re-election
Andrew Jackson
7. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife while he was engaged to someone else??
George Washington, Lyndon B. Johnson
8. Which president had a torrid affair with the
First Lady's personal secretary??
Franklin D. Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy
9. Which president had sex with a young woman in a White House coat closet, while, at one point a secret service agent prevented the hysterical First Lady from attacking them??
Warren G. Harding
10. Which president had sex in a closet while telling his partner about the other president who did the same in a closet??
John F. Kennedy
11. Which Vice-President was ticked off because he felt that HIS record of sexual conquests was much more "impressive" (i.e.numerous) than the President's??
Lyndon B. Johnson
12. Which future president, while a college student, enjoyed showing off his penis, which he named Jumbo??
Lyndon B. Johnson
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September 18, 2006, 08:26 |
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Re: Presidents at work?
weel that says something about them hahahaha.
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September 18, 2006, 08:51 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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See, even President's need sex every once in awhile.
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September 18, 2006, 12:45 |
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now that is funny stuff!!
i vaguely remember when clinton was on the news about his activities that i heard somewhere that lincoln (i MIGHT be wrong!!) had something like 9 or so illegitimate children...
but the only thing i can think of is how back then the false teeth were made of WOOD... OUCH!!
-leeuh
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September 18, 2006, 15:09 |
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lizonya
64 / couple lake elsinore, California, US
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who would have figured LBJ? kind of a gross out...
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September 18, 2006, 15:19 |
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Re: Presidents at work?
i guess i gotta get working on that American citizenship
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September 18, 2006, 15:41 |
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NRG4U
63 / male Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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How refreshing to know the whitehouse didn't enforce sexual harassement too strictly
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September 18, 2006, 19:29 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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I'd have to look this one up, but I think number 8 is slightly off... It was rumored that FDR's wife's secretary was male. His wife was in an affair with the maid, female. Back in those days, the press didn't have the free rein of the whitehouse like they do now. The president's affairs were off limits to the public...
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September 19, 2006, 07:54 |
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NRG4U
63 / male Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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QUOTE (rhyunleeuh @ September 18, 2006, 15:09)now that is funny stuff!!
i vaguely remember when clinton was on the news about his activities that i heard somewhere that lincoln (i MIGHT be wrong!!) had something like 9 or so illegitimate children...
but the only thing i can think of is how back then the false teeth were made of WOOD... OUCH!! There is a guy in Arapahoe who can beat the wooden teeth story. He is so afraid of dentist that he does his own dental work, even though the dentist can give him stuff to knock his ass clear out, he won't give them the chance to find out. Once he drilled out his tooth with a dremel tool & filled it with solder. Can you imagine!! Assuming that all of the solder actually went into the hole he drilled, I think that stuff melts at 250 degrees, not to mention the lead, just the thought of that hitting raw nerves. Next time he used epoxy, but even that gets hot while it sets up. And he also made himself a wooden tooth. Insanity!!
-leeuh
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September 19, 2006, 08:38 |
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If there are any discrepancies as to what the President's did or didn't do, one thing I do know for sure is.....
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.
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September 19, 2006, 12:47 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (ticaD @ September 19, 2006, 12:47)If there are any discrepancies as to what the President's did or didn't do, one thing I do know for sure is.....
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.
Now that's good...ROFLMAO....
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September 20, 2006, 01:20 |
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