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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Women Drivers??????? : )
This morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a WOMAN! in a brand new Ford Territory doing 100k, with her face up against the rear view mirror, putting on her eyeliner!!
I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily, but this scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the McMuffin out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the
steering wheel, I dislodged my mobile phone, which fell away from my ear into my coffee which was between my legs, splashed and burned "Big Jim" and the "Twins", ruined the damn phone, soaked my pants and and disconnected an important call.
Bloody women drivers!
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| September 18, 2006, 03:57 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Women Drivers??????? : )
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| September 18, 2006, 06:59 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Women Drivers??????? : )
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| September 18, 2006, 07:45 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: Women Drivers??????? : )
That is right mystic - blame us, we are to blame for all the ills in a mans life. On the other hand, that would make us responsible for your very existence
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| September 18, 2006, 20:43 |
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