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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Nude Gardening.............
A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she's getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says,"Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?"
Her neighbor replies,"Well, it may sound absurd but here's what to do. Tonight there's no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they'll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they'll all be red, you'll see."
She says Well, what the heck it can't hurt to try it.
Next day her neighbor asks how it worked.
"So-so," she answers. "The tomatoes are still green....
but the cucumbers are all four inches longer."
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| September 18, 2006, 01:45 |
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Re: Nude Gardening.............
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| September 18, 2006, 01:56 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Nude Gardening.............
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| September 18, 2006, 07:42 |
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rearender
72 / male
Phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Nude Gardening.............
Yeah Boy! You know Our Ag teacher taught us that one man was incapable of harvesting all the cucmbers in one square acre of cucumber plants by hisself? Wish I'd have known this joke basck then!Good one!
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| September 18, 2006, 22:44 |
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