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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Absolutely Best pick up line you've ever received
This might be more fun...(I'm making serious mental notes this time  )
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| September 15, 2006, 21:08 |
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Re: Absolutely Best pick up line you've ever received
Once at 9am in the morning a woman flashed a bare leg at me from a bar stool and said bartender get this guy a drink on me, I smiled walked over to her and she said, hi stranger, my name is Ginger, I got two tickets to the cubs game tonight, you interested? I said fuck! why is this happening to me now???,,,,, Im getting married at 1:pm this afternoon,,,she looked at me,,chuckled a little, then I said your invited,and afterwards the wedding party is going to the Grand Geneva for steak,lobster and dancing there will be lots of guys there, she said hit the bricks! Buy your own Drink and walked out,,, 
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| September 16, 2006, 09:42 |
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Re: Absolutely Best pick up line you've ever received
Yeh, at a club about 5 years ago. While getting up to leave, I was approached by pretty nice lookin' 25y/o (?) babe. She asked me if I wanted to dance and then fuck? Swear to god!!!!! Of course, she was shit faced and me being a red blooded man, I was flattered and thought about it for about 5 seconds. I quickly regained my senses and declined her "gracious" offer.
If I would have gone up to a woman in that same club and asked her to dance and then fuck, drunk or not, I probably would have instantly felt a severe pain in my groin area, followed by me being forcefully esorted, from the premises. Double standard you ask? F**k yes!!!!!!!
That reminds me of a good joke. I was with a woman who, while in the heat of passion, started to cry. I said "are you afraid you'll hate yourself in the morning"? She exclaimed," no, I hate myself now"!!!!!!!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
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| September 16, 2006, 10:19 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Absolutely Best pick up line you've ever received
"you're so cute that if you weren't born walt disney would've created you" ~ not really a pick up line but i really think it was nice.
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| September 16, 2006, 14:21 |
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Re: Absolutely Best pick up line you've ever received
i think flattery is the best pickup line as long as the person is sincere
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| September 16, 2006, 14:46 |
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Re: Absolutely Best pick up line you've ever received
"how about you and i ditch this place, and run away together???"
ryan used this one on me 4 years ago.. i never looked back, and i never once regretted it!! 
-leeuh 
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| September 16, 2006, 17:14 |
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thepeachotc
80 / male
san diego, California, US
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Re: Absolutely Best pick up line you've ever received
Ryan used that same line on me! 
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| September 16, 2006, 17:26 |
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Re: Re: Absolutely Best pick up line you've ever received
QUOTE (thepeachotc @ September 16, 2006, 17:26)Ryan used that same line on me!
really??? i could have sworn it was "nice shoes wanna fuck?" 
-leeuh
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| September 16, 2006, 17:31 |
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thepeachotc
80 / male
san diego, California, US
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Re: Absolutely Best pick up line you've ever received
That was the second line he used!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I turned him down. Unlike SOME person ( slut ) I know.
I do have some standards.
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| September 16, 2006, 17:50 |
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Re: Re: Absolutely Best pick up line you've ever received
QUOTE (thepeachotc @ September 16, 2006, 17:50)That was the second line he used!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I turned him down. Unlike SOME person ( slut ) I know.
I do have some standards.
yeah well... i MARRIED him so there!
-leeuh 
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| September 16, 2006, 19:52 |
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Re: Absolutely Best pick up line you've ever received
There is a full Moon glowing the stars are out, and I'd really love to see you tonight,,,,,
I wish someone would say that to me, it was from a song, I cant remember the title, but I liked the song alot.
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| September 17, 2006, 00:26 |
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Re: Re: Absolutely Best pick up line you've ever received
QUOTE (hothands @ September 17, 2006, 00:26)There is a full Moon glowing the stars are out, and I'd really love to see you tonight,,,,,
I wish someone would say that to me, it was from a song, I cant remember the title, but I liked the song alot.
You already said the title
England Dan & John Ford Coley
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| September 18, 2006, 09:15 |
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Re: Absolutely Best pick up line you've ever received
Moon, did I ever tell you you're my role model?? You know a lot. 
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| September 18, 2006, 10:03 |
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Re: Re: Absolutely Best pick up line you've ever received
QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ September 18, 2006, 10:03)Moon, did I ever tell you you're my role model?? You know a lot.
I listen to that song WAY too much! 
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| September 18, 2006, 10:10 |
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Re: Absolutely Best pick up line you've ever received
There is a full Moon glowing the stars are out, and I'd really love to see you tonight,,,,,
So MoonHowler,,What do'ya say? about tonight?  
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| September 20, 2006, 15:46 |
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lot2luv41965
59 / female
west of Atlanta, Georgia, US
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Re: Absolutely Best pick up line you've ever received
At a C&W bar years ago when the scene was big due to Urban Cowboy. Some wannabe cowboy walked over, asked to line dance, and afterwards said; "I like the way you wiggle your rump. Wanna leave the floor and go to my big, new pickup truck?"
I politely said no, my butt needs to wiggle some more. he he 
RAE
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