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51 Days
Yes, I'm gonna do it! No offense to blondes.... 
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts.
Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?"
The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight.
Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. . .the side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"
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| September 13, 2006, 11:03 |
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azcapt
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phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: 51 Days
OMG--I dont believe you went there-----Where you ever a blonde ? hahahahaha that was good.
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| September 13, 2006, 11:57 |
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Re: 51 Days
i love a good blonde joke
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| September 13, 2006, 16:04 |
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Re: 51 Days
I used to be blonde. That was a long, long time ago.
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| September 13, 2006, 16:52 |
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Re: 51 Days
I am blond and I love a good blond......that was great....it took me 51 seconds to get it...hahahahaha
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| September 14, 2006, 01:46 |
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Re: Re: 51 Days
QUOTE (Need2Bstf @ September 14, 2006, 01:46)
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| September 14, 2006, 10:03 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: 51 Days
I bet those must have been pretty smart blondes...  Is there such a thing?????? 
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| September 15, 2006, 01:28 |
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mystic1
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Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Re: 51 Days
they sure don't make puzzles like they used too.... 
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