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rearender
72 / male Phoenix, Arizona, US
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Dirty Johnny meets Santa Claus
SoDirty Johnny's at the Department store and nowit's his turn to talk to Santa, and he crawls up on Santa's lap and Santa gives off a big Ho Ho Ho! And then he pokes Johnny right on the tip of his nose with his finger abd says " I know what you like! A brand new shiny BIKE!
And Johnny says "Gosh Yeah! How'd you know that?"
And Santa says "Johnny,I know everything about you!
And Johnny says "Santa I bet I know what you like!
And Santa, quite surprised says Oh Johnny what is that?
And Dirty Johnny says I bet you like GIRLS!
And Santa says "And how do you know that Johnny?
And Johnny says "Cause your finger smells like pussy!"
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September 13, 2006, 07:35 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Dirty Johnny meets Santa Claus
I guess we forgot to wash our hands.
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September 15, 2006, 01:22 |
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mystic1
71 / male Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Re: Dirty Johnny meets Santa Claus
bet Santa turned as red as his suit...
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September 15, 2006, 02:30 |
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