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PleasantNight
50 / female Boston, Massachusetts, US
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I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
What's up with that?
I'm used to instant gratification. Are you people slacking or what - do I need to post nudies to get laid ? I'm warning you - I will do it if I have to!
Now get hopping with the laying me part of this thing!
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September 12, 2006, 23:16 |
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
It's not like you didn't have the chance !!!
M Lev...
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September 12, 2006, 23:24 |
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steven2
59 / male keyser, West Virginia, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
come talk to me. you need to come to wva.
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September 12, 2006, 23:24 |
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PleasantNight
50 / female Boston, Massachusetts, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
Oh sure, I can go to Australia and get laid - but will he come to Boston and bang my butt? NO. Pleasant - you come here!
HINT GUYS! - I'm the one supplying the rectal cavity you will be plowing - you do ALL of the driving in this venture!
and lev ...
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September 12, 2006, 23:29 |
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steven2
59 / male keyser, West Virginia, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
email me some time we wil talk.
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September 12, 2006, 23:46 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
Ya got hold on for another minute. Traveling half way across the states takes for than a couple minutes. I'll be there shortly. Just warm up that rear end up and we'll have a Pleasentnight. Pun intended..... Oh yea, I dare you and double dare ya to put up those nudes.
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September 13, 2006, 00:43 |
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
But Pleasant...all of the guys and gals here want to talk a little first...whats the rush...ah what the hell, I am on my way to MASS,.
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September 13, 2006, 01:02 |
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PleasantNight
50 / female Boston, Massachusetts, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
Only 8 new messages this morning.
I guess I've crossed the line, jumped the shark, sank the boat. I knew when I turned 30 that it was all over but I didn't expect it to be quite this fast. Oh, how far the beautiful fall, a leaf in autumn, brown then down....
I shall cry now.
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September 13, 2006, 09:36 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
please stop crying and put up those pics!
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September 13, 2006, 10:23 |
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Re: Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
QUOTE (PleasantNight @ September 13, 2006, 09:36)Only 8 new messages this morning.
I guess I've crossed the line, jumped the shark, sank the boat. I knew when I turned 30 that it was all over but I didn't expect it to be quite this fast. Oh, how far the beautiful fall, a leaf in autumn, brown then down....
I shall cry now.
Yeah...getting old is a bitch !!!
M Lev....
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September 13, 2006, 14:37 |
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
I've been here since February and still have not been laid but I have made many friends here and have had the odd cyber affair in the red room. My problem is that those who want to lay with me are too far away and those members who are from my area do not respond to my naughty notes. If I was closer to you I would be at your door in an instant.
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September 13, 2006, 16:26 |
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azcapt
79 / male phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
QUOTE (PleasantNight @ September 12, 2006, 23:16)What's up with that?
I'm used to instant gratification. Are you people slacking or what - do I need to post nudies to get laid ? I'm warning you - I will do it if I have to!
Now get hopping with the laying me part of this thing!
Dont threaten us with a good viewing time---hehehe
double dare you sweety---------mmmmmmmmm if the rest of you is as gorgeous as your smile---OMG-----mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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September 13, 2006, 17:27 |
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
you want me to buzz you house
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September 13, 2006, 21:15 |
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
I couldn't be more hurt.
Listen to this everyone: I sent PN the nicest, most complementary message telling her how I'd fallen in love with her smile, and how I found her posts to be sexy and hilarious, and how intelligent I thought she was. Hell, I even revealed my Secret Identity to her. And now this post, complaining that she hasn't gotten laid. Well, whose fault is that, Ms. Picky? I mean, what else do I have to do -- drive up to Boston to see you? OK. I will. Or promise to stick my cock up your ass? OK. I guess. Though I definitely prefer vag. But anything for you, hun.
What do you say?
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September 13, 2006, 23:35 |
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thepeachotc
80 / male san diego, California, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
OK.
I will fuck you in the ass.
Do I have to come to Boston OR do you want to come to San Diego where we have perfect weather?
Or we could meet 1/2 way.
Your choice.
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September 14, 2006, 00:30 |
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thepeachotc
80 / male san diego, California, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
Would love to see the naked pics , btw.
I'm just sayin'..............
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September 14, 2006, 00:49 |
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PleasantNight
50 / female Boston, Massachusetts, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
Hey Intensley!
I read with interest all of the various offers to stick large appendages into my butt, and I also read with interest all of the various stories about how much it would hurt and how long it would be until I could sit down again.
As I am a complete wimp - I have chosen a compromise. A trip to New York and to purchase a pillow for the ride home...
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September 14, 2006, 08:17 |
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
Only if you let me take you to the Copley plaza. 5 Star restaurant carriage ride around the Boston Commons. I want romance for my love Pleasant. You sound demanding so I need to know if you are really going to put out.
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September 14, 2006, 11:09 |
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PleasantNight
50 / female Boston, Massachusetts, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
Bah, I'm more of a cape - bring your own drinks eater. Give me a fresh lobster a bucket of water and a match and I'll be just as happy as sitting down for a five-star meal.
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September 14, 2006, 11:28 |
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Re: Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
QUOTE (baller @ September 13, 2006, 19:21)well, i think you should drive up to Alberta...then you could hit two birds with one stone... 9for and moi...thats an offer you can't refuse...lol
make that 3 birds...i'm also in Alberta...see you soon!!
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September 14, 2006, 19:23 |
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Waukeshastud
57 / male Waukesha, Wisconsin, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
QUOTE (PleasantNight @ September 12, 2006, 23:16)What's up with that?
I'm used to instant gratification. Are you people slacking or what - do I need to post nudies to get laid ? I'm warning you - I will do it if I have to!
Now get hopping with the laying me part of this thing! Cum to Wisconsin and you'll get laid every day! I will personally see to that!
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September 14, 2006, 20:53 |
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javaboy68
56 / male The OC, California, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
Has someone slept with her already? Damnit someone step up!!! Or do I have to post nudies of me?!?!?! I'm warning you - I will do it if I have to!
Good luck with that whole butt thing PN. Me n Shy are of the exit only variety. Hee hee...I said "whole".
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September 15, 2006, 01:14 |
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lonerwolf
72 / male small town (South Jersey), New Jersey, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
PN guess I am just screwed, blued and tatooed. Just shit out of luck. No one ever takes weekend trips over here in Afghanistan. Maybe you could join the USO and put on a show I know a couple thousand guys who would pay good money. Hey one show you could get rich.
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September 15, 2006, 01:25 |
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
just north of you in new hampshire pleasent night would love to enjoy some butt sex with you ,message me if you like.
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September 15, 2006, 05:42 |
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PleasantNight
50 / female Boston, Massachusetts, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
I have a new photo of my butt. I should put it on the screen just to let you know what you are shooting for.
But I won't - because teasing is more fun.
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September 15, 2006, 10:15 |
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lizonya
64 / couple lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
i find this hard to believe...is it me?
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September 15, 2006, 14:49 |
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yepper12
73 / male Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
What is getting laid??????????? Been to long for me I do not remember.
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September 15, 2006, 17:55 |
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Re: Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
QUOTE (PleasantNight @ September 15, 2006, 10:15)I have a new photo of my butt. I should put it on the screen just to let you know what you are shooting for.
But I won't - because teasing is more fun.
I knew you would say that.Wink,,,
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September 15, 2006, 22:26 |
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PleasantNight
50 / female Boston, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
QUOTE (hothands @ September 15, 2006, 22:26)I knew you would say that.Wink,,,
Of course you did. It is about time someone knew what I would say in advance. I've been more than obvious.
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September 15, 2006, 23:58 |
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
Close your eyes my love for I'm laying you in darkness,feel how our bodies entwined,searching lips find your hungry cloitis,my hands grasping your soft behind,harder and deeper I pound in your hunching slit,now open your eyes and say (AH_SHIT). Well it was good while it lasted.
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September 16, 2006, 00:55 |
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
so that is what it is like
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September 16, 2006, 11:44 |
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PleasantNight
50 / female Boston, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
QUOTE (baller @ September 16, 2006, 11:44)so that is what it is like
I would tell you, but I can't sit down long enough to type a proper message right now. Please check back later.
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September 16, 2006, 11:53 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
QUOTE (PleasantNight @ September 15, 2006, 23:58) QUOTE (hothands @ September 15, 2006, 22:26)I knew you would say that.Wink,,,
Of course you did. It is about time someone knew what I would say in advance. I've been more than obvious.
Show me more of your hot little ass so I can see what I'm getting into, I'm working up a big load just for you and I'm not going to fool around, you will be pined to the floor for quit some time before I let loose
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September 16, 2006, 17:04 |
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Re: Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
QUOTE (PleasantNight @ September 12, 2006, 23:29)Oh sure, I can go to Australia and get laid - but will he come to Boston and bang my butt? NO. Pleasant - you come here!
HINT GUYS! - I'm the one supplying the rectal cavity you will be plowing - you do ALL of the driving in this venture! its not nice to tease JD like that
and lev ...
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September 17, 2006, 16:13 |
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PleasantNight
50 / female Boston, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
QUOTE (jd39l @ September 17, 2006, 16:13) its not nice to tease JD like that
I could tease you by emailing blurry and pixelated pictures of my boobs - that might be even more fun.
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September 18, 2006, 09:33 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
QUOTE (PleasantNight @ September 18, 2006, 09:33) QUOTE (jd39l @ September 17, 2006, 16:13) its not nice to tease JD like that
I could tease you by emailing blurry and pixelated pictures of my boobs - that might be even more fun.
That would suit me just fine, 'cause I could bury my blurred face into your blurred boops. A natural match.
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September 18, 2006, 10:01 |
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
sounds like a smorgasbord to me all them pickles and a lobster fest to boot got any alligator or a crock
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September 18, 2006, 22:18 |
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PleasantNight
50 / female Boston, Massachusetts, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
Note to self: When making new profile about going lesbian. Do not take 3 days off immediately afterward - the inbox fills fast with offers to save a persom from that fate.
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September 21, 2006, 11:04 |
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NRG4U
63 / male Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
I Triple Dog Dare ya to put up those nudes. Now ya just gotta do it
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September 21, 2006, 11:12 |
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PleasantNight
50 / female Boston, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
QUOTE (NRG4U @ September 21, 2006, 11:12)I Triple Dog Dare ya to put up those nudes. Now ya just gotta do it
done.
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September 21, 2006, 11:30 |
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Re: Re: Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
QUOTE (PleasantNight @ September 21, 2006, 11:30) QUOTE (NRG4U @ September 21, 2006, 11:12)I Triple Dog Dare ya to put up those nudes. Now ya just gotta do it
done.
M Lev...
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September 21, 2006, 22:33 |
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PleasantNight
50 / female Boston, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ September 21, 2006, 22:33) QUOTE (PleasantNight @ September 21, 2006, 11:30) QUOTE (NRG4U @ September 21, 2006, 11:12)I Triple Dog Dare ya to put up those nudes. Now ya just gotta do it
done.
Stop that.
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September 22, 2006, 12:30 |
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
Boy you are a teaser you should remove the lace from that one pic
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September 23, 2006, 10:07 |
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
I got laid.
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September 23, 2006, 11:21 |
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Re: Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 23, 2006, 11:21)I got laid.
Must've been pretty good because no one came knocking on my door for rebound sex.
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September 23, 2006, 11:40 |
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javaboy68
56 / male The OC, California, US
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Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
Any better luck with the lesbians?
Or did we just tack on another week?
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September 23, 2006, 16:55 |
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PleasantNight
50 / female Boston, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
QUOTE (javaboy68 @ September 23, 2006, 16:55)Any better luck with the lesbians?
Or did we just tack on another week?
Oh, I managed to find ONE lesbian who would sleep with me, but it wasn't what I thought.
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September 23, 2006, 19:15 |
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PleasantNight
50 / female Boston, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 23, 2006, 11:21)I got laid.
Farm machinery and small animals do not count.
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September 23, 2006, 19:16 |
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Re: Re: Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
QUOTE (PleasantNight @ September 23, 2006, 19:16) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 23, 2006, 11:21)I got laid.
Farm machinery and small animals do not count.
so putting a cock in a little pussy doesnt count?
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September 23, 2006, 20:32 |
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Re: Re: Re: I've been here a week and Haven't gotten Laid!
QUOTE (PleasantNight @ September 23, 2006, 19:16) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 23, 2006, 11:21)I got laid.
Farm machinery and small animals do not count.
M Lev.
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September 23, 2006, 21:06 |
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