baudy305
67 / male
Westburbia, Illinois, US
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Man walks into a bar....sopt me if you'v heard this one
into a bar restroom.
He's standing at the urinal when this really tall guy walks up to the one
next to his.
The first guy can't help himself and peeks over and sees the second guy has a tatoo on his penis
So he says - "You must really love your woman to have her name tatooed on
your cock."
The second guy says, "What?"
The first guys say - "Your woman's name is 'WENDY', right? like it says on your cock?"
The second laughs and says, "you can't read for shit" He starts stroking himself - then turns to the first guy with his
hard-on sticking out and says - "now read it"
It said "Welcome to New York-Have a Nice Day"
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