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rearender
72 / male
Phoenix, Arizona, US
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Dirty Johnny Thinkin
So the teacher decides to start with johnny and ask him a simp;e question with a simple answer She says Johnny If there were 5 birds sitting on the fence and you shot one of them How many birds would be left on the fence?
And Johnny says Well, none Teacher the other birds would fly away when I shot the first one!
And the Teacher says No Johnny the correct answer would be 4 birds left on the fence! But I like the way you're thinking!
And Johnny asks Teacher May I ask YOU a questionand the Teacher says Sure Johnny go ahead!"
And Johnny asks her If there were three young women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones, and the first one is delicately licking around the top and sides of the mellting cone , the second one bites off the top of the ice cream cone and the third one engulfs the whole cone in her mouth and sucks all the ice cream out and devours the cone just like that . then teacher How do you tell which one was married?
The teacher is caught off guard and blushing terribly she stammers "Well Johnny , I guess it would be the lady that engulfs it with her mouth and sucks the ice cream out of it!
And Johnny says "No teacher the correct answer is the One that is wearing a wedding band on her finger, But I like the way your thinkin!"
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| September 8, 2006, 02:13 |
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Re: Dirty Johnny Thinkin
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| September 8, 2006, 09:59 |
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| September 8, 2006, 16:57 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Dirty Johnny Thinkin
LMAO....
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| September 9, 2006, 12:57 |
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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Re: Dirty Johnny Thinkin
he knew the right question to ask... 
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| September 10, 2006, 22:40 |
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