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Before having sex, you...
Before having sex, you...
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| September 5, 2006, 10:10 |
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Re: Before having sex, you...
I think of sexual fantasies and hope that some of them will be acted upon but to my dismay none have been acted out yet.
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| September 5, 2006, 10:30 |
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Black out...... Hopefully someone would catch me before I hit the floor! 
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| September 5, 2006, 10:36 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ September 5, 2006, 10:36)Black out...... Hopefully someone would catch me before I hit the floor!
I would catch you and carry you to the bed while kissing you.
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| September 5, 2006, 10:51 |
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QUOTE (nineforu @ September 5, 2006, 10:51) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ September 5, 2006, 10:36)Black out...... Hopefully someone would catch me before I hit the floor!
I would catch you and carry you to the bed while kissing you.
Manipulator 
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| September 6, 2006, 02:24 |
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QUOTE (PeterPan73 @ September 6, 2006, 02:24) QUOTE (nineforu @ September 5, 2006, 10:51) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ September 5, 2006, 10:36)Black out...... Hopefully someone would catch me before I hit the floor!
I would catch you and carry you to the bed while kissing you.
Manipulator
I see chivalry is not dead after all! ..... *rolling eyes*
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| September 6, 2006, 10:10 |
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Oh come on, there's gotta be more answers to stuff like this! 
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| September 6, 2006, 18:53 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Before having sex you..... get naked .
Ma
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| September 6, 2006, 19:50 |
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you get horny...
if no one could've figured this one, then shoot 'em?
I'll even let Moon do so. LOL.
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| September 6, 2006, 22:37 |
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before having sex I brush my teeth...bad breath is yucky
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| September 7, 2006, 00:00 |
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I think of what's on TV first
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| September 7, 2006, 03:37 |
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I will start picking up around my house
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| September 7, 2006, 07:52 |
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prepare my body for the "feast" and think of what new and erotic things I am going to do to him this time.....
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| September 7, 2006, 08:22 |
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Tungmeister
70 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Before having sex, you...
make sure that EVERYthing is very clean (with myself) - hopefully the lady has skipped her last shower or bath. All the scents of a woman are intoxicating and I relish them! 
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| September 9, 2006, 21:47 |
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QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ September 6, 2006, 22:37)you get horny...
if no one could've figured this one, then shoot 'em?
I'll even let Moon do so. LOL.
Loading my gun as we speak.... PP, you're first! Bend over, I feel like shootin' someone in the ass this mornin' 
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| September 11, 2006, 09:36 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ September 11, 2006, 09:36) QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ September 6, 2006, 22:37)you get horny...
if no one could've figured this one, then shoot 'em?
I'll even let Moon do so. LOL.
Loading my gun as we speak.... PP, you're first! Bend over, I feel like shootin' someone in the ass this mornin'
I swear, this being shot at joke is getting old already!!!!
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| September 11, 2006, 09:50 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Before having sex, you...
QUOTE (PeterPan73 @ September 11, 2006, 09:50) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ September 11, 2006, 09:36) QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ September 6, 2006, 22:37)you get horny...
if no one could've figured this one, then shoot 'em?
I'll even let Moon do so. LOL.
Loading my gun as we speak.... PP, you're first! Bend over, I feel like shootin' someone in the ass this mornin'
I swear, this being shot at joke is getting old already!!!!
We are going SO  .... I'm sure we'll both get a  for it....
In the meantime... I'm a good shot and I like a big target, what can I say? 
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| September 11, 2006, 09:53 |
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Ok, I'll try to be serious now.... Wish me luck! 
Before having sex, I....... Take a shower Hell, I don't know!  I do know that I wouldn't be thinking too hard about it.... just go with the floooooooooooow  
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| September 11, 2006, 10:04 |
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and let the good times roll? 
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| September 12, 2006, 22:17 |
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sex? i should try that one of these days...
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| September 16, 2006, 13:57 |
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make sure the other person also wants it otherwise big let down!
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| September 16, 2006, 17:14 |
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QUOTE (fullofbite @ September 16, 2006, 17:14)make sure the other person also wants it otherwise big let down!
Yea bcb.. you hear that?!
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| September 16, 2006, 18:25 |
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QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ September 16, 2006, 18:25) QUOTE (fullofbite @ September 16, 2006, 17:14)make sure the other person also wants it otherwise big let down!
Yea bcb.. you hear that?!
PFFFFT! she ALWAYS wants it, she's weird.
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| September 16, 2006, 19:45 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Before having sex, you...
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 16, 2006, 19:45) QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ September 16, 2006, 18:25) QUOTE (fullofbite @ September 16, 2006, 17:14)make sure the other person also wants it otherwise big let down!
Yea bcb.. you hear that?!
PFFFFT! she ALWAYS wants it, she's weird.
To those reading such an X-Rated thread... cover your eyes. Here's the secret:
he ALWAYS wants it, simply because he's a guy.
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| September 16, 2006, 23:29 |
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Put on a panty peeler song on 
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| September 18, 2006, 01:44 |
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make out with some slow sensual kissing, kiss her neck, and work down from there. Basically there is that thing called foreplay. I know it is a long lost thing that all women like, but what the hell. Give what they want and you will get all you can handle. LMAO 
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| November 25, 2006, 21:56 |
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drink a starbucks coffee, smile, and thank my lucky stars!!!
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| April 30, 2007, 14:22 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Doublecheck that my hubby is definitley out of town for the night.. . .
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| May 18, 2007, 05:30 |
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Cornucopia
47 / male
Wet n Windy, Ireland
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Before having sex, I...
...make sure the boss isnt in his office
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| May 18, 2007, 15:10 |
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Re: Before having sex, you...
Make sure you're covered in cream and chocie sauce!!! 
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| May 18, 2007, 15:21 |
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smitty6044
80 / male
A whoop and a hollar from Dallas, Texas, US
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What a wonderful visual image.....a hotbubblegum sundae. I know just where to put the whipped cream too!
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| May 18, 2007, 16:33 |
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cobaltheat
55 / male
Leicester, England, UK
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make sure there's always a second exit from the house, just in case her husband comes home early!
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| June 15, 2007, 14:34 |
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shomesomethin
64 / male
Independence, Missouri, US
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I lick her till it's flowin like a river after a heavy
thunderstorm..... you ever heard that rumor about fireman?
My captain once told me..."Son, the hotter it is when you find it, the wetter it has to be before you leave......
I never realized until a few years later that he was talking about a fire... instead of a woman!!
Peace
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