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What Has...............
While discussing the positives and negatives of buying a new car versus buying a used car with my brother over the telephone, the conversation got real heated. He insisted a good used car is the ony way to go. I took the opposite tact and insisted on a new one.
Name calling ensued and before you know it, I felt a termination of the call was called for. Not being a particularly rude person, I asked him "what has a 1 inch dick and hangs down"? He had no repy. I shot back "a vampire bat". I then said to him "what has a 9 inch dick and hangs up"? .........sound of a disconnect....... 
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| September 4, 2006, 12:49 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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QUOTE (voyeurbill @ September 4, 2006, 12:49)While discussing the positives and negatives of buying a new car versus buying a used car with my brother over the telephone, the conversation got real heated. He insisted a good used car is the ony way to go. I took the opposite tact and insisted on a new one.
Name calling ensued and before you know it, I felt a termination of the call was called for. Not being a particularly rude person, I asked him "what has a 1 inch dick and hangs down"? He had no repy. I shot back "a vampire bat". I then said to him "what has a 9 inch dick and hangs up"? .........sound of a disconnect.......
mind if i use that one ---hahaha
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| September 4, 2006, 14:13 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: What Has...............
Wow, you where nice. I would have told him that he had the 1" dick and the bat had the 9"er.  
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| September 5, 2006, 00:59 |
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