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rearender
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Phoenix, Arizona, US
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Old Folks
So this old man meets this seemingly sweet old lady at the church bazarre and they seem to hit it off and the old man ask her if she would like to go fishing with him in the morning and she quickly agrees
The Next day he picks her up and drives to the river and puts his little boat in the water and they head off down stream. After a time they come to a fork in the river and the old man says Which way? Up or down?
At this remark the old woman strips off her clothes and leaps on the old man and screws him silly And then they put their clothes on and resume fishing, the old man not saying much but in a pleasant stupor when they come to another fork in the river and he says "Up or Down? And again she rips her clothes off and screws the daylights out of him and after that they dress and make their way home.
Now the old man had a very pleasant day so he asked if she would go fishing again tomorrow and she said yes and ran in the house
The next morning the old man shows up all freshly bathed and and smelling nice and they drive to the river put the boat in the water and proceed just like ysterday and when they come to the fork in the river he say Up or Down? And she replies "Up!" and they continue to fish but the old man is a little perplexed, and then after some time they come to the next fork in the river and he braces himself and says Up or Down? And his lady friend calmly says "Down!"
Now he's really stymied and frustrated too and he says to her "Wait a minute here, yesterday when I asked you Up or Down you screwed the daylights out of me what's up with today?"
And the old lady says "Well yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid, and I thought you were saying "Fuck or Drown!"
 
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| September 4, 2006, 04:30 |
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| September 4, 2006, 09:10 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Old Folks
Best get those hearing aids out and throw em over board. 
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| September 4, 2006, 22:37 |
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