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bawbie
63 / female mesa, Arizona, US
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post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
my oral surgeon wasn't the least bit oral.
oral roberts has a twin brother named rectal. they were named after thermometers.
i was going to buy some pornography, but then i realized i don't have a pornograph.
instead of an attack dog, you should have an attack goose. they are much scarier than dogs. and lord knows we can use the eggs.
if you are sentenced to prison for your natural life and then you have a fatal heart attack, but they manage to pull you through (using unnatural means), do they have to let you go?
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August 1, 2004, 22:43 |
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
QUOTE (bawbie @ August 1, 2004, 22:43)...... instead of an attack dog, you should have an attack goose. they are much scarier than dogs. and lord knows we can use the eggs. ....
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Forget the goose, had a pet turkey once, Mr. bigguns, whoa, when he reached sexual maturity, he turned into a territorial nightmare, had to keep a big board in my car so I could fight him off when I got home, he feared no one or no thing, crazy fuckin' bird would stand out front and attack pick up trucks going past.
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August 1, 2004, 23:11 |
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allon
63 / male salisbury, England, UK
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
i presume the majority of you will be in bed soon and although it is 8am over here, in 1.5 hours time i am going to get laid , for the first time in 3 month, poor girl, lucky me.
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August 2, 2004, 00:29 |
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
congradulations to you! is she a Hottie?
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August 2, 2004, 00:41 |
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allon
63 / male salisbury, England, UK
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
surprisingly enough for me yes, and for once i dont have to pay for it, and she has a pulse.
woo hoo
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August 2, 2004, 00:45 |
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
when you do pay, whats the average price over there?
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August 2, 2004, 00:56 |
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
I need more money. Please send me some and I will thank you profusely
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August 2, 2004, 15:20 |
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
I need more dick, send me some and I won't thank you profusely, I'll just use it selfishly without any regards to your feelings whatsoever
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August 2, 2004, 23:49 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
I would love to be used profusely, no thanks needed.
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August 2, 2004, 23:55 |
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Re: Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 2, 2004, 23:49)I need more dick, send me some and I won't thank you profusely, I'll just use it selfishly without any regards to your feelings whatsoever
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August 2, 2004, 23:59 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 2, 2004, 23:59) QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 2, 2004, 23:49)I need more dick, send me some and I won't thank you profusely, I'll just use it selfishly without any regards to your feelings whatsoever
A 6 foot 2 inch long box will be on your doorstep tommorow moring!
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August 3, 2004, 00:03 |
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
Men ! God bless 'em ! Use 'em like a piece of meat and they don't even complain
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August 3, 2004, 00:03 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
we are all just whipped puppies at heart
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August 3, 2004, 00:05 |
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Re: Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 3, 2004, 00:05)
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August 3, 2004, 00:10 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
Not a wimper here. Maybe a few moans, groans etc.....
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August 3, 2004, 00:10 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
and lots of licking to show our appreciation
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August 3, 2004, 00:15 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 3, 2004, 00:15)
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August 3, 2004, 00:17 |
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
Our favorite,,,,,sit up and beg!!!
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August 3, 2004, 00:18 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
anything for you ,puppies are very loyal, and loving
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August 3, 2004, 00:20 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 3, 2004, 00:18)Our favorite,,,,,sit up and beg!!!
Hmm.. Is that what it's doing when it sit's up?
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August 3, 2004, 00:21 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
yep standing up tall and proud , just waiting for the next command
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August 3, 2004, 00:23 |
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
love it when they wag their tails!
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August 3, 2004, 01:08 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
is that al you like to see wagging?
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August 3, 2004, 01:14 |
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
some are pointers!
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August 3, 2004, 03:09 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
I think you bring that on
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August 3, 2004, 03:27 |
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backfromaustintx
66 / male Burlington, Ontario, Canada
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
Random thoughts?
Life is an endothermic reacton, which increases the entropy of the universe. Save the universe! Kill all life!
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August 3, 2004, 07:06 |
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bawbie
63 / female mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
yesterday,in the drug store, i saw this tremendously huge woman wearing hot pink spandex pants.
no i realize, people should be able to dress as they please. in fact,once the 60's called me and asked for their shirt back.
what is the tensile strenght of spandex? what if there was a sudden ruptue? i reckon those britches could of traveled up to 3/4 of a mile. some one could loose an eye or worse.
should there be a wt. limit on the wearing of spandex?
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August 3, 2004, 09:25 |
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bawbie
63 / female mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
i wasn't quite finished.
i don't see this as a personal freedom issue. i see it as a matter of public safety.
now i am done
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August 3, 2004, 09:31 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
Sick of rain! We just finished 8th wettest July on record, now a tropical storm likley to become a hurricane! Where's the sun!!!
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August 3, 2004, 09:45 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ August 3, 2004, 09:45)Sick of rain! We just finished 8th wettest July on record, now a tropical storm likley to become a hurricane! Where's the sun!!!
Now it's a damn hurricane!!
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August 3, 2004, 09:55 |
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
Sunbuff, I saw that on the weather channel. Please be safe and you're in my thoughts!
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August 3, 2004, 10:59 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 3, 2004, 10:59)Sunbuff, I saw that on the weather channel. Please be safe and you're in my thoughts!
Lots of rain round here, but thankfully no hurricanes on Lake Erie!
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August 3, 2004, 13:28 |
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Re: Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 3, 2004, 00:05)
thanks for takin a little heat off me!
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August 3, 2004, 17:06 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 3, 2004, 10:59)Sunbuff, I saw that on the weather channel. Please be safe and you're in my thoughts!
Thanks moonhowler, you make me blush all over! The hurricane is moving out to sea, little rain today but ended up pretty nice.
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August 3, 2004, 19:41 |
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QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ August 3, 2004, 19:41) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 3, 2004, 10:59)Sunbuff, I saw that on the weather channel. Please be safe and you're in my thoughts!
Thanks moonhowler, you make me blush all over! The hurricane is moving out to sea, little rain today but ended up pretty nice.
Glad to see you're okay
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August 4, 2004, 00:16 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 4, 2004, 00:16) QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ August 3, 2004, 19:41) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 3, 2004, 10:59)Sunbuff, I saw that on the weather channel. Please be safe and you're in my thoughts!
Thanks moonhowler, you make me blush all over! The hurricane is moving out to sea, little rain today but ended up pretty nice.
Glad to see you're okay
yeah his blowjob is over now
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August 4, 2004, 00:24 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 4, 2004, 00:24) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 4, 2004, 00:16) QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ August 3, 2004, 19:41) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 3, 2004, 10:59)Sunbuff, I saw that on the weather channel. Please be safe and you're in my thoughts!
Thanks moonhowler, you make me blush all over! The hurricane is moving out to sea, little rain today but ended up pretty nice.
Glad to see you're okay
yeah his blowjob is over now
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August 4, 2004, 00:26 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
he wont have long to wait , another is soon on its way
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August 4, 2004, 00:35 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 4, 2004, 00:24) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 4, 2004, 00:16) QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ August 3, 2004, 19:41) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 3, 2004, 10:59)Sunbuff, I saw that on the weather channel. Please be safe and you're in my thoughts!
Thanks moonhowler, you make me blush all over! The hurricane is moving out to sea, little rain today but ended up pretty nice.
Glad to see you're okay
yeah his blowjob is over now
Huh, it was over almost before it started, guess that's a quickie. What a let down!!
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August 4, 2004, 07:49 |
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QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ August 4, 2004, 07:49) QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 4, 2004, 00:24) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 4, 2004, 00:16) QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ August 3, 2004, 19:41) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 3, 2004, 10:59)Sunbuff, I saw that on the weather channel. Please be safe and you're in my thoughts!
Thanks moonhowler, you make me blush all over! The hurricane is moving out to sea, little rain today but ended up pretty nice.
Glad to see you're okay
yeah his blowjob is over now
Huh, it was over almost before it started, guess that's a quickie. What a let down!!
Damn not even enough time for a proper hurricane party. Now what to do with all this booze?
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August 4, 2004, 08:36 |
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pepper
56 / female daytona, Florida, US
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QUOTE (DEye @ August 4, 2004, 08:36) QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ August 4, 2004, 07:49) QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 4, 2004, 00:24) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 4, 2004, 00:16) QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ August 3, 2004, 19:41) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 3, 2004, 10:59)Sunbuff, I saw that on the weather channel. Please be safe and you're in my thoughts!
Thanks moonhowler, you make me blush all over! The hurricane is moving out to sea, little rain today but ended up pretty nice.
Glad to see you're okay
yeah his blowjob is over now
Huh, it was over almost before it started, guess that's a quickie. What a let down!!
Damn not even enough time for a proper hurricane party. Now what to do with all this booze?
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August 4, 2004, 10:31 |
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pepper
56 / female daytona, Florida, US
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
Let's all get drunk with it have a party and fuck till we drop!!!!!
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August 4, 2004, 10:33 |
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
The weather channel is a great way to while away an otherwise useful life.
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August 4, 2004, 12:16 |
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QUOTE (pepper @ August 4, 2004, 10:33)
Ok...you talked me into it!
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August 4, 2004, 12:49 |
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Re: Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
QUOTE (kbateman @ August 4, 2004, 12:16)The weather channel is a great way to while away an otherwise useful life.
It's a requirement around here that the weather channel be watched for at least 10 minutes every morning. My 9 year old future meteorologist's rules, not mine.
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August 4, 2004, 13:08 |
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
Thats unusual for a nine yr. old, but at least he is thinking! More than I was doin at that age. I wish him the best, hope he succeeds, hothands.
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August 4, 2004, 13:25 |
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Re: Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
QUOTE (hothands @ August 4, 2004, 13:25)Thats unusual for a nine yr. old, but at least he is thinking! More than I was doin at that age. I wish him the best, hope he succeeds, hothands.
Thanks, hothands. He's either going to be a meteorologist or an archeologist. He just loves science!
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August 4, 2004, 13:29 |
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Re: post your random thoughts here!!!!!!
weathermen are so boring. Like I can't tell it is raining and windy, or when the sun is shining. Then they say "stay tuned for updates" like what? it is still raining? The rain has stopped? For this I need to watch TV? Are these thoughts random enough to be on topic?
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August 4, 2004, 14:18 |
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Actually they are. And they may be boring but they make good money. When the time comes when I can't take care of myself anymore (heaven forbid!) I'll be in the best nursing home money can buy!!
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August 4, 2004, 15:07 |
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now there is a plan.... I hope to save lots of money too. That way when I get old and helpless, I can have a better class of young people abuse and hate me in the nursing home too.
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August 4, 2004, 15:25 |
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