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rearender
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Phoenix, Arizona, US
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A Priest, a Nun and a Camel
The Priest and the young Nun had arrived in Africa to add new souls to the Kingdom of Heaven but found out from the locals they must travel many miles across the Arabian Desert to find any heathens! At this time the only mode of transportation was to purchase a camel, so they went to see Abdul the Used Camel Dealer and he sold them a less than perfect old camel ( as an old camel dealer will often do!) and they set out on their jouney for new souls
Now after 4 days they ran out of water and the camel fell ill and lay down right there in the middle of the Arabian Desert and died!
After another day of unsufferable heat and the Nun pleaded with the Priest! Father Do you think God would forgive me if I removed my Habit, for it is so heavy and I am so very hot! And the Priest agreed and absaolved her from any sin in the eyes of God, adding that he too needed to rmove his Robes as he too was hot.
After unrobing the Priest turns to face the now very naked young Nun and instantly is blessed with a nice hard schlong waving itself in the air! And the Nun says excitedly "FATHER What is that ! And the Father thinking what the hell this may be our last hours on earth (and there arent any little 11 year old boys out here anyway!) says very calmly to the pretty young Nun, Well Sister, you see THIS is the "STAFF of LIFE" with it I can create new life!
And the young Nun says, "That is wonderful Father!
Now stick that thing in that dead camels ass and lets get the hell out of here!"
 
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| August 30, 2006, 05:02 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: A Priest, a Nun and a Camel
 
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| August 30, 2006, 11:58 |
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