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One you've heard.....
Always good for a laugh....
Don't Try This At Home...
A formula for inner peace...please read completely:
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. On the show, Dr. Phil proclaimed:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kailua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
  
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| August 28, 2006, 11:30 |
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Re: One you've heard.....
Great advice moon.
Am going to finish that beer, then the brandy and coke. 
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| August 28, 2006, 11:58 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: One you've heard.....
I knew I was missing something......
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