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Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
1 - "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
2 - "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
3 - "You want THAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
4 - "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer,1877
5 - "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
6 - "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
7 - "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
8 - "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9 - "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!" - JFK,1963
10 - "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton,1997
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| July 31, 2004, 06:27 |
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Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 31, 2004, 06:27)Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
1 - "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
2 - "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
3 - "You want THAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
4 - "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer,1877
5 - "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
6 - "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
7 - "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
8 - "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9 - "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!" - JFK,1963
10 - "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton,1997
Fucking an A!  (#11 Wanta!)
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| July 31, 2004, 07:34 |
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backfromaustintx
66 / male
Burlington, Ontario, Canada
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Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
LOL
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| July 31, 2004, 07:50 |
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backfromaustintx
66 / male
Burlington, Ontario, Canada
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Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
I think I read somewhere that FUCK is an acronym meaning "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge". Another version is "Fornication U.... Consent of the King"
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| July 31, 2004, 07:52 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
oh fuck , they found me ....saddam hussein...2003 
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| July 31, 2004, 09:50 |
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Re: Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ July 31, 2004, 09:50)oh fuck , they found me ....saddam hussein...2003
love it!!
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| July 31, 2004, 13:01 |
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allon
63 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
where did all that fuckin water come from..
captain of the titanic
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| July 31, 2004, 18:51 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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good one allon
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| July 31, 2004, 21:58 |
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allon
63 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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carefull of the guy with bow and arrow he'll have some fuckers eye out with that.
King Harold
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| August 1, 2004, 02:27 |
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bawbie
63 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
general ? -during the war between the states-
"they couldn't hit a fucking elephant at this dis....."
(really happened-just can't remember his name)
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| August 1, 2004, 21:17 |
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Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
another good word is Shit. No matter how the word shit is used, it if in proper context and describes exactly what the speaker desired:
NO Shit! You smell like shit. Tastes like shit. I feel shitty. Up Shit Creek. Shit hitting the fan. That's some good shit. and plain old "shit".
see what I mean! what a fantastic word!
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| August 4, 2004, 15:53 |
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Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
From George Carlin..."There are seven words that you can't say on television"
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits, wow. Tits doesn't even belong on the list, you know. It's such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname. 'Hey, Tits, come here. Tits, meet Toots, Toots, Tits, Tits, Toots.' It sounds like a snack doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is, right. But I don't mean the sexist snack, I mean, New Nabisco Tits. The new Cheese Tits, and Corn Tits and Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits Onion Tits, Tater Tits, Yeah. Betcha can't eat just one. That's true I usually switch off . But I mean that word does not belong on the list.
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| August 4, 2004, 16:02 |
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Carlin used to be pretty good. I saw him way back and loved his act, but the last time I saw him he wasn't funny, he sounded bitter. Don't know what happened, but he changed.
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| August 4, 2004, 16:13 |
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allon
63 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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you are what you drink and he's a bitter man.
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| August 4, 2004, 18:40 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
where the fuck is everybody tonight ?.....hardrock..august 2004 
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| August 5, 2004, 22:47 |
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I'm right here... how the fuck are you, hardrock?!
MoonHowler... august 2004
Now, I'm off to kill this GIGANTIC mesquito that won't get away from my screen!! They're our state bird ya' know
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| August 5, 2004, 22:51 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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those fuckin mosquitos havent been too bad here this year , too cool i guess.
smack him a good one
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| August 5, 2004, 22:55 |
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Fuckin' sorry hardrock. I was fucking out trying to get fucked. I fuckin' failed, so today I'm fuckin' right here. where the fuck are you?
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| August 6, 2004, 07:38 |
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Re: Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 5, 2004, 22:51)I'm right here... how the fuck are you, hardrock?!
MoonHowler... august 2004
Now, I'm off to kill this GIGANTIC mesquito that won't get away from my screen!! They're our state bird ya' know
mosquito I could deal with, it's the fuckin' giant, mammoth moths with a wingspread that blocks my entire 14" monitor screen that's driving me crazy here....
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| August 6, 2004, 09:42 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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I saw one like that a couple weeks ago. first one I've seen that fuckin big. must have been 10 fuckin inches across. I took a couple pics of it , then my hard drive crashed , and i lost them. fuckin computers anyway.
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| August 6, 2004, 09:47 |
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we've got 'em around here, you can mistake them for a bat at a glance, can't remember what their poper name is,...
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| August 6, 2004, 10:43 |
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Re: Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 6, 2004, 10:43)we've got 'em around here, you can mistake them for a bat at a glance, can't remember what their poper name is,...
Luna Moths are huge moths, with a wingspan of four and a half inches. They have a white body, pinkish legs, and huge pale green wings.
Hawk-Moths may reach 5.2" across
Do any of those fuckin moths sound familiar?
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| August 6, 2004, 12:33 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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I see quite a few luna moths when I'm camping in the woods , they fly around the fire. I had a couple pics of one of them too, was on the front of the store july 4 . Fuckin computer lost those pics too.
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| August 6, 2004, 12:49 |
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Yes, those Gateways are fuckin pieces of crap!!!
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| August 6, 2004, 12:51 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 6, 2004, 12:51)Yes, those Gateways are fuckin pieces of crap!!!
Should have bought a Fucking Dell! Why the Fuck would anyone buy a computer in a fucking cow box!
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| August 6, 2004, 14:00 |
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That's what I have now. Got rid of the fuckin' heifer!!!
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| August 6, 2004, 14:05 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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QUOTE (DEye @ August 6, 2004, 14:00) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 6, 2004, 12:51)Yes, those Gateways are fuckin pieces of crap!!!
Should have bought a Fucking Dell! Why the Fuck would anyone buy a computer in a fucking cow box!
cause they didnt have a fuckin brain in their head,when they bought it
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| August 6, 2004, 14:07 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 6, 2004, 14:07) QUOTE (DEye @ August 6, 2004, 14:00) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 6, 2004, 12:51)Yes, those Gateways are fuckin pieces of crap!!!
Should have bought a Fucking Dell! Why the Fuck would anyone buy a computer in a fucking cow box!
cause they didnt have a fuckin brain in their head,when they bought it
Hey now! Let's not bring my disabilities into this!!!
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| August 6, 2004, 14:09 |
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Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
Wait, that should be "fucking" disabilities.
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| August 6, 2004, 14:09 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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actually i was talking about me , I have a fuckin gateway, cowshit computer
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| August 6, 2004, 14:10 |
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No, that's not right either!!
I have no fucking fucking disabilities!!
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| August 6, 2004, 14:10 |
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Re: Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 6, 2004, 14:10)actually i was talking about me , I have a fuckin gateway, cowshit computer
Maybe we share a brain! 
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| August 6, 2004, 14:11 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 6, 2004, 14:09)Wait, that should be "fucking" disabilities.
soory have to say it ,,, you arent really disabled in that department are you ? sorry , just too easy had to do it
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| August 6, 2004, 14:12 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 6, 2004, 14:11)
Maybe we share a fuckin brain! Geez, I can't get the fucking hang of this fucking fucking thing!!
I'm done using that word for a while, thank you very much! 
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| August 6, 2004, 14:13 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 6, 2004, 14:12) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 6, 2004, 14:09)Wait, that should be "fucking" disabilities.
soory have to say it ,,, you arent really disabled in that department are you ? sorry , just too easy had to do it
I figured you would
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| August 6, 2004, 14:14 |
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Hey, think this fucking rock is worth anything??
John Sutter
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| August 6, 2004, 15:49 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 6, 2004, 14:10)No, that's not right either!!
I have no fucking fucking disabilities!!
So you fucking perfectly then? You fucking lucky
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| August 6, 2004, 17:42 |
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Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
Ha ha..... this one brings back some memories, doesn't it? Had me laughin' so fucking hard..... again!
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| April 20, 2007, 11:29 |
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Liberalwife
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north, England, UK
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Well, Fuck me ,!!!,,,this dates back almost 3 years!! Lol !!
I like this one!!
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| April 20, 2007, 13:04 |
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smitty6044
80 / male
A whoop and a hollar from Dallas, Texas, US
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I will step out of my usually sweet, innocent persona and say:
"I fuckin' love reviving these old fucking threads"
We now return you to the regular Smitty in progress.
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| April 20, 2007, 14:31 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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"Ok.....So I just invented the first ever telephone.....
But, who the fuck do I call ?? "
Alexander Graeme Bell
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| April 20, 2007, 14:39 |
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Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
Sorry, y'all... I just felt like digging this one up again just in time for the fuckin' weekend.
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| August 10, 2007, 09:07 |
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Re: Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 10, 2007, 09:07)Sorry, y'all... I just felt like digging this one up again just in time for the fuckin' weekend.
Just because its that fucking funny, you ask? 
Yeah... just beacuse it's that fucking funny.
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| August 10, 2007, 18:26 |
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Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...
OMG! A whole fucking year just flew by! It's 200fucking9 already!!!!  Where did the fucking time go......
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69oak69
64 / male
Heart of Illinois, Illinois, US
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Another fucking year down the shitter, I feel it too(sigh).
Now, about those fucking Luna moths, arent they the ones that start out as those fucking ugly green worms that fucking eat all the leaves off my fucking tomato plants?
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| January 5, 2009, 13:11 |
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