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The Miracle of Toilet Paper
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?"
I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband
replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, alth ough he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man.....
M Lev...
  
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| August 27, 2006, 21:05 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
OMG...ROFLMAO.... 
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| August 28, 2006, 01:19 |
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