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Case of the Pregnant Lady
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she
complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say
for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
condition.
She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are
Comin' and I grinned."
"Then she moved and! sat under a sign that said, ' Logan's
Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.
"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain
myself."
"BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a
sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just
lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
Now keep that smile on your face and pass it on to someone else!!
M Lev...
  
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| August 27, 2006, 17:24 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: Case of the Pregnant Lady
Oh yes!!! but be careful, those of us who have been pregnant will tell you - there are days when nothing works to make us smile
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| August 27, 2006, 20:07 |
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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Re: Case of the Pregnant Lady
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
Now keep that smile on your face and pass it on to someone else!!
passing it on.... 
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| August 27, 2006, 23:55 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Case of the Pregnant Lady
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| August 28, 2006, 01:30 |
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