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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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One for the Ladies............
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women ?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said ... . . You wear pants don't you?
On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows me everywhere" Written just below it . .. . " I do not"
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says , "why did you make her so
dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
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| August 27, 2006, 05:46 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: One for the Ladies............
 thank you so much mystic
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| August 27, 2006, 20:13 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: One for the Ladies............
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| August 28, 2006, 01:17 |
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